False Profiteer
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False Profiteer
@false-profiteer.bsky.social
WOL: Flachette Kingsbane.
He/Him They/Them
I'm only here for FFXIV memes and post pictures of my plants.
You must have been up all night dragooning to make this.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Your WoL is fucking ADORABLE
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Strawberry candy lookin ass nips
a close up of a black and white cat looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a black and white cat looking at the camera
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November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If he got too hot, then why his nips so hard?
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My half asleep dumbass read this as "during thier activities on Tylenol." Lmao.

Either one tracks.
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Reposted by False Profiteer
October 16th, 2024

I will sit here and fangirl about False's WoL Flachette, all day, EVERYFUCKINGDAY JUST LOOK AT HER.
@false-profiteer.bsky.social

I adore these so much, they are so beautiful. I loved taking these and I just GAH I love them.
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I am no longer constrained by your puny mortal machinations! I have ascended beyond the boundaries!
August 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM