False Profiteer
@false-profiteer.bsky.social
WOL: Flachette Kingsbane.
He/Him They/Them
I'm only here for FFXIV memes and post pictures of my plants.
He/Him They/Them
I'm only here for FFXIV memes and post pictures of my plants.
Moritz Retzsch
-"Die Schachspieler"
~1831
#FFXIVart #Emet-selch #gpose #WOLFlachette #Venat #hydaelyn #art
-"Die Schachspieler"
~1831
#FFXIVart #Emet-selch #gpose #WOLFlachette #Venat #hydaelyn #art
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Moritz Retzsch
-"Die Schachspieler"
~1831
#FFXIVart #Emet-selch #gpose #WOLFlachette #Venat #hydaelyn #art
-"Die Schachspieler"
~1831
#FFXIVart #Emet-selch #gpose #WOLFlachette #Venat #hydaelyn #art
@square-enix-games.com @en.finalfantasyxiv.com @finalfantasyxiv.bsky.social
Dear Square Enix.
please fix this fucking bench.
Do it or I report the lalafells to the UNs war crimes investigators.
I know what they did in Ul'dah.
Also, more Sphene feet.
#ffxiv #WoL
Dear Square Enix.
please fix this fucking bench.
Do it or I report the lalafells to the UNs war crimes investigators.
I know what they did in Ul'dah.
Also, more Sphene feet.
#ffxiv #WoL
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@square-enix-games.com @en.finalfantasyxiv.com @finalfantasyxiv.bsky.social
Dear Square Enix.
please fix this fucking bench.
Do it or I report the lalafells to the UNs war crimes investigators.
I know what they did in Ul'dah.
Also, more Sphene feet.
#ffxiv #WoL
Dear Square Enix.
please fix this fucking bench.
Do it or I report the lalafells to the UNs war crimes investigators.
I know what they did in Ul'dah.
Also, more Sphene feet.
#ffxiv #WoL
WHAT UP YOUTUBE! ME AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA ROLL THIS OLD MOTHERFUCKER TODAY. BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE INSANE CONTENT!
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
WHAT UP YOUTUBE! ME AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA ROLL THIS OLD MOTHERFUCKER TODAY. BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE INSANE CONTENT!
I am no longer constrained by your puny mortal machinations! I have ascended beyond the boundaries!
August 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I am no longer constrained by your puny mortal machinations! I have ascended beyond the boundaries!
I made my apartment into an apothecary!
July 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I made my apartment into an apothecary!
Bit of a janky pic but this is the only one I have of this scar. (photoshoot soon) Flachette got this scar when she was 7 from a Garlean soldier. She was a part of a refugee caravan fleeing Ala Mhigo. It never really healed well because she had to wander the desert for a week after the event.
July 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Bit of a janky pic but this is the only one I have of this scar. (photoshoot soon) Flachette got this scar when she was 7 from a Garlean soldier. She was a part of a refugee caravan fleeing Ala Mhigo. It never really healed well because she had to wander the desert for a week after the event.
"The only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating pussy."
-Flachette Kingsbane.
-Flachette Kingsbane.
June 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"The only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating pussy."
-Flachette Kingsbane.
-Flachette Kingsbane.
I was a sickly child with a Victorian constitution. so, i had plenty of time to spend on these.
May 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I was a sickly child with a Victorian constitution. so, i had plenty of time to spend on these.
Flachette took Meteion all around to meet many of those she considers family. This was one of the most important visits.
May 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Flachette took Meteion all around to meet many of those she considers family. This was one of the most important visits.
Literally this.
April 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Literally this.
April 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
A magikarp fed nothing but protein and creatine.
April 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A magikarp fed nothing but protein and creatine.
She would main the second prettiest lady in GGST. She already has a brisket scented cosplay of her.
April 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
She would main the second prettiest lady in GGST. She already has a brisket scented cosplay of her.
This is Flachette. She's made some mistakes in the past and is doing her best to make up for them. She often times is surprised by how much she acts like he adoptive father.
April 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is Flachette. She's made some mistakes in the past and is doing her best to make up for them. She often times is surprised by how much she acts like he adoptive father.
Flachette pretty much adopted Meteion after the events of endwalker. She promised to be her friend in Elpis and had every intention on keeping her promise. Now, she takes her on adventures and shows her that there is life worth living.
April 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Flachette pretty much adopted Meteion after the events of endwalker. She promised to be her friend in Elpis and had every intention on keeping her promise. Now, she takes her on adventures and shows her that there is life worth living.
something like a popsicle in her image but each one would be an absolute abomination. her fans would find it all hilarious and post their fucked up treats on social media.
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
something like a popsicle in her image but each one would be an absolute abomination. her fans would find it all hilarious and post their fucked up treats on social media.
Flachette just days before joining the adventurer's guild. This was taken on her first night back in Gridania after a 5 year hiatus. She may or may not have glassed a twin adders guard with an empty wine bottle in the bar fight she was in.
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Flachette just days before joining the adventurer's guild. This was taken on her first night back in Gridania after a 5 year hiatus. She may or may not have glassed a twin adders guard with an empty wine bottle in the bar fight she was in.
She does. And it smells like brisket to her.
March 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
She does. And it smells like brisket to her.
I'm corn holin' like a mother fucker.
March 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I'm corn holin' like a mother fucker.
Pro gamer. playing tomb raider 2 at a mind blowing 8 FPS.
March 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Pro gamer. playing tomb raider 2 at a mind blowing 8 FPS.
You fuckin tell me...
March 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You fuckin tell me...
All my friends have been telling me to read these books. Hopefully I landed in a good category.
March 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
All my friends have been telling me to read these books. Hopefully I landed in a good category.