check it out, x. i look horrible. worst fucking robot body design you've ever seen. like if somebody asked for 'megabloks super sentai robots meets 90s rob liefeld overdesign and it should make my head as tiny as possible'. and it makes me stronger than god

Was literally having pizza when I read this and tried it. Why had I not been doing this all along? I even have a mandolin slicer already.

POV: I am an astronaut stranded on Mars. I just murdered my crew so I could keep all the food rations for myself. I assume being 150 million miles from earth means I’ll get away with it…but no. I’m screwed.