This is what happens when you feed social media straight lines.

Well, you look like a freak already, so you might as well?

Thank you for your testimony.

For some reason, your mention of Big Bird makes me think of "Big Bird in China" that I used to watch as a child. I think because of the little girl who's in it. Not sure why.

I'm mostly on here to follow journalists who do straight news reporting. And to post memes in replies.

I think The Onion has a shirt for this... store.theonion.com/collections/...

Are you saying your G.I. Joe codename is "Three Kids?"