I’ve seen writers try to make an Ash type character who is just a total manly badass who gets all the chicks and it never works because “Guy who is so cool all the time” will never be as entertaining as “guy who can turn into a killing machine when needed but also can’t remember simple instructions”

In universe, obviously. In case that's not clear enough

I do prefer the other lesbians in this game though, and it's insane to me not only that I can say that and have it be true but that one of that pair is the intentionally obnoxious streamer girl and that I still somehow like her

They basically just lowered enemy gravity. This is either hilarious or annoying as fuck depending on who you're playing/your build

Funniest example from the latest patch: enemies were interrupting car movement too much, so they solved the issue by. Lowering enemy ragdoll thresholds. Across the board. Now if you shoot a walking tank the wrong way you can send them launching into space

Transition prog, lesbian can opener strat, beat twink death or disband, MT taken (main tranny)