Paige 🐇
@eldritchpencil.bsky.social
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she/her, rabbit, Seattle
she/her, rabbit, Seattle
what are the other 6?
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
what are the other 6?
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
The algorithm needs to understand I don't care about pokemon. I only care about whatever that maid and princess girl have going on
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The algorithm needs to understand I don't care about pokemon. I only care about whatever that maid and princess girl have going on
Never tell your mom you're thinking about getting a haircut, she's sending me AI generated images of myself with different styles 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Never tell your mom you're thinking about getting a haircut, she's sending me AI generated images of myself with different styles 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Me during the AI uprising when the reanimated corpse of Deep Leffen Bot attacks
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Me during the AI uprising when the reanimated corpse of Deep Leffen Bot attacks
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Lady Maria vs Malenia ( new art ! )
Who will win this fight huh ? Bleed or Rot ?
HD WALLPAPER IN COMMENT
Who will win this fight huh ? Bleed or Rot ?
HD WALLPAPER IN COMMENT
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Lady Maria vs Malenia ( new art ! )
Who will win this fight huh ? Bleed or Rot ?
HD WALLPAPER IN COMMENT
Who will win this fight huh ? Bleed or Rot ?
HD WALLPAPER IN COMMENT
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January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Maybe a rabbit this time. Ya never know
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Maybe a rabbit this time. Ya never know
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yea i don't have a job. yea, it's cause im nanao-coded. mhm. everywhere i work? gonna explode, get trampled, etc. you know how it is. should probably receive a stipend for it imo
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
yea i don't have a job. yea, it's cause im nanao-coded. mhm. everywhere i work? gonna explode, get trampled, etc. you know how it is. should probably receive a stipend for it imo
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NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 AM
NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!
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her name is Dolly Fallover and she lives on the Floor
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
her name is Dolly Fallover and she lives on the Floor
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char aznable: the moon landing was faked, garma. humans couldn't possibly create that kind of technology.
garma zabi:
garma: you're just saying shit to be contrarian and get people mad at you on purpose now.
char, smiling serenely: yeah.
char, laughing fondly: yeah, i am.
garma zabi:
garma: you're just saying shit to be contrarian and get people mad at you on purpose now.
char, smiling serenely: yeah.
char, laughing fondly: yeah, i am.
June 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
char aznable: the moon landing was faked, garma. humans couldn't possibly create that kind of technology.
garma zabi:
garma: you're just saying shit to be contrarian and get people mad at you on purpose now.
char, smiling serenely: yeah.
char, laughing fondly: yeah, i am.
garma zabi:
garma: you're just saying shit to be contrarian and get people mad at you on purpose now.
char, smiling serenely: yeah.
char, laughing fondly: yeah, i am.
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char aznable: would you still love me if i was a worm?
garma zabi: no.
char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena?
garma: what kind of name is that.
char: would you still love me if i was an anteater?
garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.
garma zabi: no.
char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena?
garma: what kind of name is that.
char: would you still love me if i was an anteater?
garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.
August 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
char aznable: would you still love me if i was a worm?
garma zabi: no.
char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena?
garma: what kind of name is that.
char: would you still love me if i was an anteater?
garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.
garma zabi: no.
char: would you still love me if my name was quattro bajeena?
garma: what kind of name is that.
char: would you still love me if i was an anteater?
garma: answer me how you came up with 'quattro bajeena'.
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Nanao should be in more games
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Nanao should be in more games
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The hell do horses need a year for anyway
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The hell do horses need a year for anyway
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Laughing at how this is an official Bandai Namco promotional image going into 2026..
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Laughing at how this is an official Bandai Namco promotional image going into 2026..