That moment when you have what is essentially your final due in less than three days and have to try to get a months worth of work done in two days because life decided to kick you in the teeth. I have been awake for twenty four hours now. I still have so much I need to code. I have so much I have-

Gotta love that moment where you dislocate your knee and made it worse by still working your job because you need money and can now barely walk and have to use Big Stick to get around like some village elder in an rpg and should probably go to the doctor but that requires either money or insurance 🙃

That moment when you make your partner a pot of coffee, but then they don't have time to drink said pot of coffee, and you don't want the coffee to go to waste because it's a pot of perfectly good coffee, and so now you have to drink an entire pot of coffee on your own before your own shift for work

Me, a feral gremlin taking classes to get into data analysis, currently working on my midterm assignment: what should I put for this commit message?

My feral, highly stressed gremlin brain: Made charts to visualize data, spent hours overthinking it.

Me: ...maybe just the first part of that.

I was laying in bed and a spider ran across my arm and I think my soul just attempted to evacuate its flesh prison. Genuinely don't know how my partner didn't wake up cause of my swearing

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

In case anyone needed to hear this today, if you are riding an electric bike and need to go down a hill on a gravel road, DON'T RIDE THE BIKE DOWN THE HILL. WALK IT DOWN. This applies to regular bikes too.

On the most recent round of stupid but accurate things that have come out of my mouth, we have, "These boots were made for walking, yes, but they were not made for walking in snow. Or ice." I proceeded to fall twice just trying to walk to work, much to the concern of my partner who witnessed this.

(1)On today's round of chaotic things to happen at work: It was busy AF at the restaurant I work at, and I was running around the building like crazy. The building has corners you can't easily see around, so the best way to avoid getting run into is to loudly call out "Corner". We had a group of 15-

Does it count as girl bossing if I don't identify as a girl? What is the nonbinary equivalent? Am confused.

Random sleep deprived train of thought.
In Cinderella, the first song she sings in the movie has the line "A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're sound asleep."
I, a gremlin with a special interest of animals, dreamt very vividly of my mother being eaten alive by a polar bear as I stood and

On today's round of stupid things I have said in front of customers at work, we have "Can God please stop trying to take me out? At this point it just comes across as desperate and petty." For context, I tripped on a rug and almost ate the floor with a full metal water pitcher.

Woah I'm here. Just a tired ace gremlin migrating from Twitter