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FalconTheBard
@falconthebard.bsky.social
Musician, Songwriter, Guitarist, Bassist, Producer.
Twitch Streamer twitch.tv/FalconTheBard
Based in the South Florida area
Do you think the people born on Valentine’s Day, their parents banged on cinco de Mayo?
February 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Man, the deep state really knows how to write a enthralling football game. #superbowl
February 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Taylor Swift casually introducing Paul McCartney to her boyfriend’s dad.
February 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
If chiefs pull this off, conspiracy theorist are going to go nuts. #superbowl
February 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Pretty underwhelmed by the halftime show at the superbowl. It was decent but I want shit flying around and people on zip lines juggling fiery chainsaws #superbowl #halftimeshow
February 12, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I hear usher is going to be at the Super Bowl half time show. He’s showing people to their seats.
February 12, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I'll be live Feb 15th at the Green Parakeet in Delray Beach, Florida. Doing an acoustic set, they'll be awesome pizza and tacos there at the food truck. See flyer for details.

#delraybeachFL #SouthFlorida #Livemusic
February 11, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The flood gates have been opened. Welcome in new users. I’ll still have nothing interesting to say though
February 11, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Watching a movie with Ned Stark, Obi Wan, and Black Widow. What a lineup. #theisland
October 22, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Live playing music on Twitch www.twitch.tv/FalconTheBard
FalconTheBard - Twitch
Requests Open !songlist | Playing music and chatting | RIP Phlux, long live Kalvin Mancy
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October 13, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I wrote a poem about my thoughts on football:

.

The End
October 8, 2023 at 3:28 PM
My head cannon for the new @doctorwho.bsky.social special is that Neal Patrick Harris just wouldn’t stop doing a German accent even though producers told him to talk normally and he goes “what do you mean this is my normal voice” in a German accent #doctorwho #nealpatrickharris
September 24, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Looking for themes/ideas to write my next song about, anyone have anything they'd like me to write about? Could be stupid or meaningful (or anything in between!).
September 6, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Jimmy Buffett is now making Margareta's for the big man in the sky.

Stepped on a pop-top for the last time.
September 2, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Performing tonight in Delray Beach, Florida at Tim Finnigans Irish Pub from 8pm - 11pm. Traditional Irish Music and other favorites with my Duo. More info on my Instagram 🎧
September 2, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Holy crap this Scary Pockets cover with Jacob Collier is absolutely insane. 🎧 a must listen. ://youtu.be/LTyURDt-NIU?si=Ceb-edPN3W4-dU_1
good 4 u | @OliviaRodrigo | funk cover ft. India Carney
See us LIVE with David Ryan Harris & John Scofield, November 16 at Echoplex in Los Angeles! Tickets: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/09005D46CBA957C0Store...
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August 31, 2023 at 1:16 PM
I hate TikTok, I probably post on there more than anyplace else right now though cause it’s the best current online media for musicians 🎧
August 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Thinking about getting into dumb arguments just to stir up controversy and get clicks.

Any topic ideas?
August 30, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Posted on my Instagram a new song for a contest in Nashville at the BlueBirdCafe. Would super appreciate if anyone here could go give it a like, share or comment (or even share this post) to get traction on it. Winner performs in Nashville and a new guitar. 🎧 #music #guitar #songwriter
FalconTheBard on Instagram: "Golden pick contest! “Over Me” original. Slow start but great song,...
1 likes, 0 comments - falconthebard on August 28, 2023: "Golden pick contest! “Over Me” original. Slow start but great song, very powerful IMO. Like i..."
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August 29, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I read this as “so X is even more better for you” and just figured that’s what it said and Elon was trying to be funny (or, the people left at “twitter” can’t spell) #X
August 28, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong on TikTok…
Whenever TikTok shows me videos of gorgeous alt women playing awesome guitar and bass solos I ask myself "am I truly so easy to pander to?"

And then I hit Like and accept that yes, yes I am.
August 28, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Lot's wife: *is transformed into a pillar of salt*

Deer watching nearby: oh fuck yeah
August 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Clingwrap is legitimately the worst product. It doesn't cling, nor wrap, nor stick to anything. Totally useless...
August 27, 2023 at 11:28 PM
August 26, 2023 at 4:43 PM