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Falco_Lombardi
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The best Ace in the squadron!
The fact that modern delusions of masculinity has twisted men into the weakest sissies who crash out over pronouns, blows my mind.

Grammar is officially a liberal conspiracy, I guess
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Do a fucking barrel roll!!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Didn’t this little dude co-star in The Brave Little Toaster? It works. Ha!
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Anyone else convinced their significant other has trained themselves to randomly talk loudly to any living thing nearby after you got half a sentence out? I’m starting to wonder if they are doing it to mess with me or if it’s something I’m doing…?
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mark my words… because trump isn’t getting the reaction he is trying to provoke, he WILL order some kind of “incident” that will be blamed on some nebulous “left.”
October 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My husband has a consistent habit of inserting any song he can into whatever convo is happening, and today... Yall... i have long pauses in my speech randomly due to a TBI, and every time i paused on the word 'some,' He would very loudly go, "...BODY! once told me..." So happy i vibe with my spouse
August 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A pic is worth a thousand words
June 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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What BK said!
June 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"am i surprised that a nation dominated by a religion built on an absolute authority that will eternally punish dissenters, is now suddenly OBSESSED with authoritarianism? No. No i am not" ~someone who was not me
June 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The state of the USA is strange. A local cop is mean when arresting random people, the hillbillies cry about government oppression. Government sends military and law enforcement to forcefully suppress protests, and those same hillbillies cheer. We live in a simulation run by a 19 year old
June 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Daddy, chill...
June 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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You can’t KPI your way out of a crisis.
🎯
May 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Last 6 years continued:

"WP": This character creator is cool cuz I can choose all kinds of body types, skin colours, clothing, and even set my gender and sexuality.
R: Why are you forcing your agenda on me!?

Conservatives are genuinely the dumbest people alive.

(i didnt come up with any of this)
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Last 6 years continued:

"WP": Sure, playing as a white cis guy is OK, but I can also relate to robots, dragons, etc. It'd be nice to play as other types of people too.
R: So you think all white men should die!?
March 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Unironically the last 6 years:

"Woke Person": Hot characters are fine, but there's room for different body types and faces.
Reactionary: Oh, so you think they should make all characters ugly!?
March 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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A little more progress on Twigs’ portrait 🐱 🪡
January 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A good way to see if YOU are a decent human, is if you can pick up that big fat L, put one foot in your mouth and show yourself out with the other. We are all wrong about something. Can you handle the maturity required?
January 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do a barrel roll!!!
January 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And another thing I hate about the arctic… not only is it cold and everything sucks, but it’s COLD and everything SUCKS
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well that’s me and behind me is my boat right after it goat pulled out of the water
January 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Late night work on the hull of meh boat
January 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Can anyone name a single time where conservatives were ever on the right side of history? Ever?
December 28, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Just a reminder that Russia invaded Ukraine almost a year before any shift towards joining NATO. So every claim that nato caused the war is Russian propaganda easily debunked by basic facts.
December 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM