Cody Johnson
falafelwaffle97.bsky.social
Cody Johnson
@falafelwaffle97.bsky.social
sentimentally ill
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Now That's What I Call Blowing Chunks
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February 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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"GET BEHIND ME!"

Transphobia is now government policy and all queer people are in danger. To young trans people, I wanna reassure you that not every adult has gone mad and many of us have your back. We'll be fighting to the bitter end for a just world. THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT AND WE FIGHT BACK.
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Crazy how VeggieTales made a song making fun of soap operas, manatees and Christopher Columbus
November 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
RIP Justin Timberlake
October 29, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I'm not quite at peace with the possibility that Andy Samberg wrote the song "Dick In A Box" for Joanna Newsom
October 29, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no heir
October 29, 2023 at 3:42 AM
It's fun to stay at the WHY.M.C.A.
October 29, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Pour it from the tip, never spill a drip
October 29, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Leave the door cracked open like a cold one with the boys
October 29, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Are man caves named after the male butthole? If so, then man caves sound pretty gay 💅
October 29, 2023 at 3:37 AM
🎶He was a scooter boy, she said suck my cooter, boy🎶
October 29, 2023 at 3:34 AM
*Gestures in spoon feeding a baby* here come the plaaaaaane that hit the twin towers
October 26, 2023 at 2:49 AM
The beginning of the song "A House Is Not A Home" reminds me of that one song from SpongeBob that goes "A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go." For reference the opening line is "A chair is still a chair, even when there's no one sitting there"
October 26, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Babybel cheese? More like babybhellyeah cheese!
October 26, 2023 at 2:39 AM
He Yank on my ovic until I Weird Al
October 26, 2023 at 2:35 AM
oh god where are my balls please send help
October 18, 2023 at 2:22 AM
small dick = senile penile
October 18, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Loosey LaDuca taking a shit: Spookey LaDookie
October 18, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Be like Ace Of Base and look at The Sign! (Denny Way)
October 18, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Amy Winehouse if she was a biblical character: they tried to make me go to Rahab but I said no, no, no
October 18, 2023 at 2:15 AM
I'ma shit on ye post like I shit on ye dog's grave
October 18, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Bricked up by watching Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
October 18, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Now That's What I Call Blowing Chunks
October 18, 2023 at 2:01 AM