men do NOT want to be bossed around by a 23 year old!! but if you’re 32 it’s ok

like there is no reasonable explanation to me for why Greek or Norse gods have taken up in America. but in Goddesses: Heaven Sent, Zeus punishes his unruly daughter by sending her to Athens, but mistakenly sends her to Athens, Georgia. infinitely more believable to me!

imagine she has THREE other boyfriends and they’re all brothers 😭 like 🧍‍♂️

Pete’s drive-in not mentioned by name but hinted at

cadillac ranch mentioned

finding out my grandma had living in ireland fantasies her whole life also really hammered home the fact that i AM my grandmas grandchild

all this to say, temps above 23°C are offensive to me personally

I’m l o s i n g my mind here omfg

11 year old me was like damn why does he have so many litchis and why is he so ashamed of them? lmao