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fakeukrainian.bsky.social
mayor of gatineau
@fakeukrainian.bsky.social
I’m here I guess
I can get though my bumbling awkward encounters by pretending I’m a romcom heroine and my idiocy is charming instead of pathetic
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I was being a bit bossy at my volunteer shift and I could tell this guy was a bit irritated. I asked how old he was (28). later I was like “do you think I’m younger or older than you?” and he was like “you’re like 23” 😭 wrong sir!! I’m your elder!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
of all the “gods ended up on earth and are randomly in America,” stories. only one of them did it right
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think the worst thing about Eva Chase reverse harem books isn’t even the fact that she often includes brothers, it’s that it’s not entirely brothers in the harem. imagine your girlfriend has 2 other boyfriends and they’re related to each other. do you feel left out?
August 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
no way after 7 1/2 years of casually hooking up this man is asking if I want more??
August 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Toronto no name pop up is Weston family propaganda… free yourself from the yellow branding
July 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
reading small town romance set in alberta and I realise the author has hockey romance books with characters who have names of people I grew up with
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
grandma talking about how much she misses grandpa (me too) and I said well, at least he didn’t have to see the oilers lose the cup to the panthers AGAIN and she was like… you’re right
June 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
obsessed with this guy one marketplace who is trying to sell a pendant while also flexing his chili…?
June 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
trying to explain my northern body to americans and realising that I live on the 45th parallel - which is further south than any of my ancestors so far as I can tell
May 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you know you’re in an american centric discord server when people start showing off gun photos 😭
May 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
today had oppressively bad vibes so I left work early (migraine) went past parliament and it’s the march for life. lol
May 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
accepting a ride home from my coworker means continuing my workday in the car when she takes work calls on speakerphone
May 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
21 years later I’ve finally realised that in the Billy Talent song “nothing to lose,” he sings that he ate all his LUNCHES alone in the bathroom, and not his LITCHIS 🤦🏼‍♀️
May 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the best part of shopping with grandma is showing her hideous things I know she’ll hate lmao
May 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
unearthed a relic of the past
May 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
having an out of body experience at the airport on 1 hour of sleep while waiting to board my very delayed flight because the woman sitting across from me looks like and has the mannerisms of my best friend’s deceased mother
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
happy admin professionals day I just got a $100 grocery store gift card from my boss lol
🤠💛
April 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
ngl my grandpa dying the same day as the pope feels very surreal!! the magnitude of my grandfather passing has shaken the foundation of my being, and yet his life was insignificant to the world at large. every mention of the pope is a reminder that my grandfather is also gone
April 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
tormenting zoomer streamer by recommending youtube videos from the days of yore (david blaine street magic, guy on a buffalo, etc)

they think im trolling but im just trying to share my culture (millennial)
April 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
started listening to “Someone You Can Build a Nest In” while I was eating sushi… the feeling of raw fish in your mouth while listening to visceral descriptions of flesh and innards… not a dining experience I would personally recommend
April 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m so excited for the oblivion remaster, I have shed tears over this. but I’m going to be honest, I’d much rather have ES6 than a remaster. I say this as a dedicated oblivion player and someone whose fav game is oblivion. I want es6!!!!!!!!
April 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
my boss: who has ideas about summer swag/branded items ideas for picnics

me: we used to shoot rockets in the summer time

my boss:
April 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
we’ve been friends for nearly 30 years, you’ll need to be more specific about my history with this tree
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the craziest thing about being the first point of contact at a union office (admin) is the amount of complaints you’ll hear about the same supervisors and managers. like there are some truly miserable people out there taking it out on their (largely immigrant) workers
March 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM