Jake The Human
@fakeninja.bsky.social
Faff about and find out (He/him)
I took a 4-day break from carrying the weight of the world and it was really nice and also, as John Mulaney observed…
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I took a 4-day break from carrying the weight of the world and it was really nice and also, as John Mulaney observed…
The award for “shortest time between me spotting an item and me having an item in my shopping cart” goes to…
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The award for “shortest time between me spotting an item and me having an item in my shopping cart” goes to…
Nature is healing.
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nature is healing.
It’s literally THIS skull, by the way
October 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s literally THIS skull, by the way
Don’t fear the reaper
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don’t fear the reaper
“Did you draw that art for the Sudowoodo I asked for?”
“Sure did, boss. Reeeeal close up on the dick, just like you wanted.”
“Wait, what?”
“Sure did, boss. Reeeeal close up on the dick, just like you wanted.”
“Wait, what?”
August 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Did you draw that art for the Sudowoodo I asked for?”
“Sure did, boss. Reeeeal close up on the dick, just like you wanted.”
“Wait, what?”
“Sure did, boss. Reeeeal close up on the dick, just like you wanted.”
“Wait, what?”
They’re really pulling out all the stops for the art in the newest expansion in TCG Pocket
August 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
They’re really pulling out all the stops for the art in the newest expansion in TCG Pocket
One of my favorite things about this quote is that he’s calling Chess “childish” as opposed to… this game…
July 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
One of my favorite things about this quote is that he’s calling Chess “childish” as opposed to… this game…
Here’s a reaction image I just found that I feel like might elevate the Sports Dialogue here on Bluesky Dot App
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Here’s a reaction image I just found that I feel like might elevate the Sports Dialogue here on Bluesky Dot App
I got a mobile game ad yesterday where a guy with the most nasally voice possible whined “Oh NO! The GOON squad has sent the RIZZLER to EDGE me!!”
May 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I got a mobile game ad yesterday where a guy with the most nasally voice possible whined “Oh NO! The GOON squad has sent the RIZZLER to EDGE me!!”
And it’s not like he WON’T let it all hang out!
Early in his career he did some, uh, different kinds of productions…
Early in his career he did some, uh, different kinds of productions…
April 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And it’s not like he WON’T let it all hang out!
Early in his career he did some, uh, different kinds of productions…
Early in his career he did some, uh, different kinds of productions…
Can your science explain THIS
April 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Can your science explain THIS
Man, the effects of the tariffs have even made it to the bird park we’re visiting today.
April 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Man, the effects of the tariffs have even made it to the bird park we’re visiting today.
Ok, I’ve changed my mind, ChatGPT is good actually
March 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ok, I’ve changed my mind, ChatGPT is good actually
My expectations for any G/O Media property are in the fucking basement, but as we psychologists say “how do you make those two ideas fit together?”
(Stories posted back-to-back within 20 minutes of each other)
(Stories posted back-to-back within 20 minutes of each other)
January 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My expectations for any G/O Media property are in the fucking basement, but as we psychologists say “how do you make those two ideas fit together?”
(Stories posted back-to-back within 20 minutes of each other)
(Stories posted back-to-back within 20 minutes of each other)