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Christian
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Production Manager @ Auburn State Theatre
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Is anyone ready to place bets that Trump is handing over so much power to Musk so that when the economy crashes he can just blame Musk
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Having to use a Mac at work is my 13th reason
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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graphic design is my passion
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Every time some fucker lists a Peavey decade on FB marketplace, that person loses 10 years off their life
February 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
alexa, play "the boys are back in town"
February 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I love kingdom hearts
January 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Newcastle bois built a bit different
January 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Happy suck my nuts meta day to all who celebrate
January 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
December 7, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Turns out being the CEO of a health insurance company with an algorithm that denies 1/3rd of claims might be as dangerous as being a customer.
December 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Anyone forgiving Biden for pardoning his son and going "oooh trump pardoned THIS many bad bad people" are clowns and getting that B from me
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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so far bluesky has been great at getting a number to go up but I haven’t seen any human element of that, so here’s my pitch for that.

we are pulses. and we’re a post-hardcore band whose most recent album is called ‘It Wasn’t Supposed to Be Like This’

pulses.ffm.to/iwstblt
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
December 1, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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If I ever say some shit like this, put me in rehab immediately.
November 25, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Musicians, don't forget that Spotify paid $250 million dollars for this last February while continuing to tank the average pay-per-stream for your music and podcasts.
November 24, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Today's vibe
November 22, 2024 at 11:37 PM
big things coming < coming big things
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM