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FakeCVG
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🥽 Parody to the Max at #CVG2025! Parody with a side of sincerity. TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONVERGENCE 🥽
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Celebrating 10 million users achievement with number 138,541 First 10% of users FakeCVG Joined June 21, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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well it’s the Friday after the end of con so I suppose it’s time to open the program guide for literally the first time #CVG2024
The CONvergence 2024 souvenir program guide resting on a couch. A black and rainbow paperback with a gynoid robot (Connie) on the cover
July 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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knocking on the wood of this table to keep my streak alive #CVG2024
A flowflex brand COVID-19 test rests on a wooden table. The test is showing negative
July 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Do you think Gel Douche and Gey Guy explored each other’s bodies #CVG2024
the cardboard box from a Geyguy brand karaoke speaker in the rpg gaming room at CONvergence Detail of a pharmacopia natura body care body wash bottle from the hyatt regency hotel in Minneapolis seen during CONvergence 2024. The name of body wash in French is Gel douche
July 8, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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This is what Picolas Cage’s girlfriend looks like #CVG2024
A piece of hotel art of an abstracted woman in sepia tones on glass that hangs in literally every room of the hyatt regency minneapolis
July 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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let’s all make some good decisions #CVG2024
Minneapolis skyline lights in white and green in the July night
July 7, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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I hope you’ve had some fun. I’ll probably continue posting but mostly on bluesky. If you’re mad or glad, come find me at #CVG2024 and we can fight, catch up, or have a drink. I look like this now
The person behind FakeCVG, Jon Olsen. Tall blonde themme person in a gray, black and white outfit standing in a hallway adjusting their hemline.
July 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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hey check it out I volunteered at #CVG2024 hard enough to get a bento box! #humblebrag #straightupbrag
A CVG volunteer bento box gift with a light brown bamboo lid etched with “it’s CVG and I helped!” resting on a table
July 6, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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teacher
mother
secret loverrr

#CVG2024
A paper cup of coffee rests on a marble counter
July 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Personally I know the alley
Where Jack feeds on the birds of night
Not even bubbies on bicycles 2x2
Can stop the blood and feathers flying #CVG2024
Mildly Upsetting meeples sculpture/photo frame
July 6, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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#CVG2024
Affirming and strong Tweets by Chuck Tingle printed out and left on the table at convergence water station April 20 you belong you are a very important part of today Chuck Tingle you are powerful. dont forget Chuck Tingle May 20 • © ow so lucky to be here with with love on our side Chuck Tingle June 4 at 9:14 AM • be proud of your way. no one in history of time can trot your trot as well as you can. Chuck Tingle April 20 you belong Chuck Tingle
July 6, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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#CVG2024
The chad vs virgin meme. The slumpy weak virgin character is labeled “the virgin ‘eats only consuite food’” The strong chad figure is labeled “the chad ‘keeps a crockpot in their room’”
July 6, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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#CVG2024
The “post it note river” artwork behind the desk at Hyatt. It’s a bunch of white note papers stuck to the wall similar to post it notes, with multicolored lighting pointing up from below them
July 4, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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well I’m at #CVG2024
where the hell are you
a view of beautiful downtown Minneapolis from the Hyatt regency hotel. Lush greenery in front, many colored steel and glass buildings in the middle, and gray cloudy sky behind
July 4, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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what’s your #CVG2024 con sign?
I’m a Connie sun (obviously),
Max moon, Badger rising
A circle like the zodiac that has “what’s your con sign?” in the middle. The signs read: Connie (7/4-8/3) -optimistic, ambitious, flexible, loves to play Badger (8/4-9/2) -can-do, friendly, trusts-but-verifies F2E2 (9/3-10/2) -beloved, supportive, a little magic, healer Mark I| (10/3-11/1) -imperious, sinister, determined, plays fast and loose Hoppy (11/2-12/1) -goofy, likes to show up without warning Rex (12/2-12/31) -smart, eclectic, a great time in the dark Wandering Host (1/1-1/30) -generous, steady, trustworthy Теа ЗРО (1/31-3/1) -reflective, fussy, often overlooked Nerf Herder (3/2-3/31) -organized, thoughtful, forward thinking Hotel (4/1-4/30) -accommodating, big-hearted, welcoming Max (5/1-5/30) -restless, creative, works-hard-plays-harder a starless Void that lies just outside the vision of every fan (5/31-6/29) -pressure prompted, loses track of time, easily surprised
July 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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a repurposed meme: one astronaut gazing at earth asks wait it’s just the patriarchy? Another astronaut is behind him with a gun at his head and answers…always has been
July 2, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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WRATH MONTH WRATH MONTH WRATH MONTH
a high hot fire burns white and orange inside a fire pit
July 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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The “person sitting forward intently” meme
June 29, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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#CVG2024
Still from the movie Ringu, a Japanese woman (Nanako Matsushima as Reiko) kneels in a wood paneled room gazing intently at a television screen washed out in static. The implication of this post is that there are seven days remaining until CONvergence 2024
June 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Totoro astonishing human child
July 8, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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go on vacation to drink like a businessperson
the one manhattan lunch
July 7, 2023 at 5:56 PM