FakeCVG
@fakecvg.bsky.social
🥽 Parody to the Max at #CVG2025! Parody with a side of sincerity. TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONVERGENCE 🥽
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FakeCVG
@fakecvg.bsky.social
· Jun 14
Shower.
Seriously.
Abolish ICE.
Seriously.
Abolish ICE.
boy I give myself a c-minus for posting this year. as much as I want to be holding myself accountable the truth is, it’s because of woke
July 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
boy I give myself a c-minus for posting this year. as much as I want to be holding myself accountable the truth is, it’s because of woke
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Negative for Covid so far!
July 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Negative for Covid so far!
Negative for Covid so far!
July 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Negative for Covid so far!
I am concerned about the ways we prioritize and preserve lore in this community and hope that it will seek to be built as inclusively as possible #CVG2025
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I am concerned about the ways we prioritize and preserve lore in this community and hope that it will seek to be built as inclusively as possible #CVG2025
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peernk perny clurb ehrm gunna kerp on derncin dern in werst horlywerd #CVG2025
July 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
peernk perny clurb ehrm gunna kerp on derncin at the peernk perny clurb
peernk perny clurb ehrm gunna kerp on derncin dern in werst horlywerd #CVG2025
peernk perny clurb ehrm gunna kerp on derncin dern in werst horlywerd #CVG2025
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I looked back and there were places on the beach where there was just one set of footprints in the sand and I said “lord, where were you? those were the hardest times in my life” and she said “my child, my precious child. those were times when your car didn’t have an extended warranty” #CVG2025
July 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I looked back and there were places on the beach where there was just one set of footprints in the sand and I said “lord, where were you? those were the hardest times in my life” and she said “my child, my precious child. those were times when your car didn’t have an extended warranty” #CVG2025
I mean, I sorta get continuing to cosplay a J. K. Rowling character from the films cuz the actors are decent maybe. But like for as horrendous as she is about trans people, why of all things would you then choose to dress as one of the *villains*? #CVG2025
July 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I mean, I sorta get continuing to cosplay a J. K. Rowling character from the films cuz the actors are decent maybe. But like for as horrendous as she is about trans people, why of all things would you then choose to dress as one of the *villains*? #CVG2025
I looked back and there were places on the beach where there was just one set of footprints in the sand and I said “lord, where were you? those were the hardest times in my life” and she said “my child, my precious child. those were times when your car didn’t have an extended warranty” #CVG2025
July 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I looked back and there were places on the beach where there was just one set of footprints in the sand and I said “lord, where were you? those were the hardest times in my life” and she said “my child, my precious child. those were times when your car didn’t have an extended warranty” #CVG2025
I picked up my badge and it was super easy but I’m not sure the hazmat clad guys taking finger sticks for “timeline preservation and reprocessing” send the right message ?
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I picked up my badge and it was super easy but I’m not sure the hazmat clad guys taking finger sticks for “timeline preservation and reprocessing” send the right message ?
well I hope you started your second to last minute cosplay today because you have to get done so you can start your last minute one on Wednesday morning!
June 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
well I hope you started your second to last minute cosplay today because you have to get done so you can start your last minute one on Wednesday morning!
1999 💪
June 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
1999 💪
no war but the class war
June 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
no war but the class war
REMINDER: this year the Severed Party Floor has been moved to 9 instead of 8.
June 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
REMINDER: this year the Severed Party Floor has been moved to 9 instead of 8.
the volunteering is mysterious and important
June 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the volunteering is mysterious and important
Reminder: this is the week you should be starting your third-to-last last minute costume for #CVG2025 if you want to finish it in time to start your second-to-last last minute costume idea on the 29th.
June 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Reminder: this is the week you should be starting your third-to-last last minute costume for #CVG2025 if you want to finish it in time to start your second-to-last last minute costume idea on the 29th.