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All panic, no disco..
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Yeah, it’s a Minutemen song
Everyone’s always Karen O but no one is ever Andrea Zollo
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If Claire Danes did some comedy she would be America’s Anna Maxwell Martin..
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After seeing all the Spotify wrappeds on instagram I still have no clue what a ‘sleep token’ is
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Unpopular opinion -

*whispers*
Nick Cave is overrated…
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sometimes I like to go to bed at 7:30pm, turn out the lights and play Lift to Experience really loudly
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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This World AIDS Day, if you hear any politicians talking about the fight to end HIV transmissions globally by 2030, then please remember to interrogate whether that politician and their party have done anything to fight cuts made this year to global HIV prevention and treatment x
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My Alt-Country side project just dropped
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The fact that I haven’t posted in 6 months is a window into how exciting my life is
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’ve started a political party called Reform as well but my policies all involve getting cult indie bands from the 90’s back together
May 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
TikTok shop is just QVC for millennials
May 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rewatching Girls is weird. They’re all using iPhone 4’s
February 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m glad I quit smoking as this job would have me on 2 packs a day
January 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I probably should use this more
January 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Stanley Tucci in Conclave looks like he’s in Fugazi.
December 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
That edible just hit and now I’m sat in front of the TV muttering “exceedingly good” and laughing to myself
December 6, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this
December 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
My kids at work want to do karaoke for our end of year party. Can’t wait…
December 6, 2024 at 12:10 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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yeah, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM
💯 best dude ever
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The blood test scene in The Thing still makes me jump
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Let’s never forget Wilford Brimleys epic meltdown in The Thing
November 24, 2024 at 11:34 AM
80’s Kurt Russell was such a babe
November 24, 2024 at 11:17 AM
This is how you spend Sunday morning
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 AM