Fake Bono
@fakebono.bsky.social
Hello, and welcome to me! I write the DearBaE column on achtoonbaby.com with my esteemed colleague, Fake Edge. Please feel free to ask us any questions you may have, and we will answer them here:
www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae
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Sorry, I can't remember what time zone we're in.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sorry, I can't remember what time zone we're in.
Glad we could do that, darlin'!
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Glad we could do that, darlin'!
We've never had a naughty thought in our lives!
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We've never had a naughty thought in our lives!
Ah, she knows I love her too.
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ah, she knows I love her too.
Do you really want me to behave?
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Do you really want me to behave?
Yeah, you'd better get on with it, oul' wagon.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yeah, you'd better get on with it, oul' wagon.
When is me arm NOT in a sling, really.
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When is me arm NOT in a sling, really.
Count your blessings that I didn't sing!
August 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Count your blessings that I didn't sing!
Kid paints a lemon
Gives dad the lemon
Through painted lemon
Dad can see himself up close
Happy birthday, young fella!
Gives dad the lemon
Through painted lemon
Dad can see himself up close
Happy birthday, young fella!
August 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kid paints a lemon
Gives dad the lemon
Through painted lemon
Dad can see himself up close
Happy birthday, young fella!
Gives dad the lemon
Through painted lemon
Dad can see himself up close
Happy birthday, young fella!
Oh yes. Fake Edge shall have delicious cake, many luxurious presents, and 64 spankings.
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh yes. Fake Edge shall have delicious cake, many luxurious presents, and 64 spankings.
Brilliant, the pair of ye.
August 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Brilliant, the pair of ye.
I never doubted you. Your taste in men is exquisite. 💚
July 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I never doubted you. Your taste in men is exquisite. 💚
I'm not a vain man, Adam Clayton's Kimono, so I shall let this pass.
July 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm not a vain man, Adam Clayton's Kimono, so I shall let this pass.
Oh no, what if I'm stealing Geddy's look? I am a bit smoother though, it has to be said.
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh no, what if I'm stealing Geddy's look? I am a bit smoother though, it has to be said.
Happy birthday to Geddy! I'm not suggesting he's trying to steal my look, but...
July 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy birthday to Geddy! I'm not suggesting he's trying to steal my look, but...