In fairness to the Chicago Bears, I too sometimes lose track of time in a fashion so comical that everyone watching wonders what the hell I was thinking

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

We are gonna get through this

We are probably gonna live

The next few years are gonna suuuuuck

One of my favorite Jack Handey Deep Thoughts is “If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.” I think that’s how conservatives feel about bluesky

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

does it blow anyone else’s mind that both voyager spacecraft are still functioning and communicating with earth after almost 50 years of being in space and years of being in interstellar space??

Creating your own holiday traditions is so important! For instance, every Christmas my husband and I watch the entire extended edition of the LOTR trilogy, which is great because they’re amazing films, but also because it’s 12 hours of stfu for the whole family. Follow me for more holiday tips.

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Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.