Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here.
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
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Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
· Oct 5
Our newest member of the "Big Splash Show" is a lovely little white tip catshark. Give a big wet welcome to Midwest Aquarium's latest addition: Faint Kitten!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
A year later...
YES.
WHY WAS SHE NAKED?
YES.
WHY WAS SHE NAKED?
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
A year later...
YES.
WHY WAS SHE NAKED?
YES.
WHY WAS SHE NAKED?
When Apex doesn't have a "Hug a Homey" option so you just do this bc ur a golden lab bouncing around at her heels.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
When Apex doesn't have a "Hug a Homey" option so you just do this bc ur a golden lab bouncing around at her heels.
FK learned that BwC is not, in fact, similar of UwU or OwO.
Shark facts. With FK.
Shark facts. With FK.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
FK learned that BwC is not, in fact, similar of UwU or OwO.
Shark facts. With FK.
Shark facts. With FK.
YOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUCKING DOOOOPE.
I LOVE YOU POSSUM GAL UR A MOOD!
*shmooves around on the floor in an excited circle like a inch worm*
I LOVE YOU POSSUM GAL UR A MOOD!
*shmooves around on the floor in an excited circle like a inch worm*
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
YOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUCKING DOOOOPE.
I LOVE YOU POSSUM GAL UR A MOOD!
*shmooves around on the floor in an excited circle like a inch worm*
I LOVE YOU POSSUM GAL UR A MOOD!
*shmooves around on the floor in an excited circle like a inch worm*
tears of the kingdom has the color pallet of Boogers.
DON'T BOO THE SHARK YOU KNOW THE SHARK IS RIGHT!!!!
DON'T BOO THE SHARK YOU KNOW THE SHARK IS RIGHT!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
tears of the kingdom has the color pallet of Boogers.
DON'T BOO THE SHARK YOU KNOW THE SHARK IS RIGHT!!!!
DON'T BOO THE SHARK YOU KNOW THE SHARK IS RIGHT!!!!
Everytime I apply to a fast food job and they're like "Use our chatbot to tell us your name...phonenumber...etc"
This can't be good. This CANNOT be used for good.
This can't be good. This CANNOT be used for good.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Everytime I apply to a fast food job and they're like "Use our chatbot to tell us your name...phonenumber...etc"
This can't be good. This CANNOT be used for good.
This can't be good. This CANNOT be used for good.
The frustrating thing about youtube is if you like something they spam you with more of it until you ultimately hate it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The frustrating thing about youtube is if you like something they spam you with more of it until you ultimately hate it.
Something is NOT right since they switched From Kings Canyon to Olympus 3 days ago in #ApexLegends. Guns do a lot of damage but don't kill ppl.
Look at this bullshit. That is the single most OP gun in the game right now that fires TRACKING rockets. Standing Still. Sheilding. FULL CLIP. 🧵 1/5
Look at this bullshit. That is the single most OP gun in the game right now that fires TRACKING rockets. Standing Still. Sheilding. FULL CLIP. 🧵 1/5
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Something is NOT right since they switched From Kings Canyon to Olympus 3 days ago in #ApexLegends. Guns do a lot of damage but don't kill ppl.
Look at this bullshit. That is the single most OP gun in the game right now that fires TRACKING rockets. Standing Still. Sheilding. FULL CLIP. 🧵 1/5
Look at this bullshit. That is the single most OP gun in the game right now that fires TRACKING rockets. Standing Still. Sheilding. FULL CLIP. 🧵 1/5
Reposted by Faint_Kitten
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
idk what it is, but Wildcard on Olympus does not feel the same.
It feels strained. It feels more like Trios with respawns? Which isn't what I want.
Like, they cut ALL the chaff out of Apex, and now it's ... slower again.
They needed a simpler map like Worlds Edge, or Broken Moon.
It feels strained. It feels more like Trios with respawns? Which isn't what I want.
Like, they cut ALL the chaff out of Apex, and now it's ... slower again.
They needed a simpler map like Worlds Edge, or Broken Moon.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
idk what it is, but Wildcard on Olympus does not feel the same.
It feels strained. It feels more like Trios with respawns? Which isn't what I want.
Like, they cut ALL the chaff out of Apex, and now it's ... slower again.
They needed a simpler map like Worlds Edge, or Broken Moon.
It feels strained. It feels more like Trios with respawns? Which isn't what I want.
Like, they cut ALL the chaff out of Apex, and now it's ... slower again.
They needed a simpler map like Worlds Edge, or Broken Moon.
Finning has deadly consequences...
FOR HUMANS!
*Pulls out shark gun*
SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK
*big fishing boat explosion*
FOR HUMANS!
*Pulls out shark gun*
SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK
*big fishing boat explosion*
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Finning has deadly consequences...
FOR HUMANS!
*Pulls out shark gun*
SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK
*big fishing boat explosion*
FOR HUMANS!
*Pulls out shark gun*
SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK-A-SHARK
*big fishing boat explosion*
oooooh. #Apexlegends I do not think Olympus was a good map for Wildcard. Probably should have picked one of the other ones this is too....
Busy.
It's way harder to move around on this map just even in fights. There's too many extras on the map you didn't have with Kings Canyon.
Busy.
It's way harder to move around on this map just even in fights. There's too many extras on the map you didn't have with Kings Canyon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
oooooh. #Apexlegends I do not think Olympus was a good map for Wildcard. Probably should have picked one of the other ones this is too....
Busy.
It's way harder to move around on this map just even in fights. There's too many extras on the map you didn't have with Kings Canyon.
Busy.
It's way harder to move around on this map just even in fights. There's too many extras on the map you didn't have with Kings Canyon.
Hemlo big money want invest in shark AI?
10 dollars to get in on sea floor of amazong shonk opportunity. Big shark capitalism! Big opportunity, just put hand in shark mouth. Whole arm. Too moon! Big Stonks. Do it better with Shonk AI, type prompt on tongue...
*CRUNCH CHOMP NOM CHOMP THRASH BLOOD*
10 dollars to get in on sea floor of amazong shonk opportunity. Big shark capitalism! Big opportunity, just put hand in shark mouth. Whole arm. Too moon! Big Stonks. Do it better with Shonk AI, type prompt on tongue...
*CRUNCH CHOMP NOM CHOMP THRASH BLOOD*
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hemlo big money want invest in shark AI?
10 dollars to get in on sea floor of amazong shonk opportunity. Big shark capitalism! Big opportunity, just put hand in shark mouth. Whole arm. Too moon! Big Stonks. Do it better with Shonk AI, type prompt on tongue...
*CRUNCH CHOMP NOM CHOMP THRASH BLOOD*
10 dollars to get in on sea floor of amazong shonk opportunity. Big shark capitalism! Big opportunity, just put hand in shark mouth. Whole arm. Too moon! Big Stonks. Do it better with Shonk AI, type prompt on tongue...
*CRUNCH CHOMP NOM CHOMP THRASH BLOOD*
FOR CONTEXT.
This is what I sent @pinkcynicism.bsky.social to communicate to her "I have finished eating my burger we may play more Apex Legends now."
This is what I sent @pinkcynicism.bsky.social to communicate to her "I have finished eating my burger we may play more Apex Legends now."
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
FOR CONTEXT.
This is what I sent @pinkcynicism.bsky.social to communicate to her "I have finished eating my burger we may play more Apex Legends now."
This is what I sent @pinkcynicism.bsky.social to communicate to her "I have finished eating my burger we may play more Apex Legends now."
Saucy FK feedism content
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Saucy FK feedism content
I like that my reaction was to pick up my boot and lick it upon reading this.
I know what Wren is implying, but I realized I didn't know what boot leather tasted like. Which is good, in case I ever need to write someone licking boot leather.
I know what Wren is implying, but I realized I didn't know what boot leather tasted like. Which is good, in case I ever need to write someone licking boot leather.
just tried mezcal for the first time, do the perverts know it tastes like boot leather?
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I like that my reaction was to pick up my boot and lick it upon reading this.
I know what Wren is implying, but I realized I didn't know what boot leather tasted like. Which is good, in case I ever need to write someone licking boot leather.
I know what Wren is implying, but I realized I didn't know what boot leather tasted like. Which is good, in case I ever need to write someone licking boot leather.
I do love when ppl just FORGET that Gabe Newel is a fucking billionare.
Like we love steam and valve so much, bc they stay out of the public sight, collect their checks, and give poor people a chance at games 2x a year they'd never afford otherwise, and just FORGET that Gabe is OBSCENELY RICH.
Like we love steam and valve so much, bc they stay out of the public sight, collect their checks, and give poor people a chance at games 2x a year they'd never afford otherwise, and just FORGET that Gabe is OBSCENELY RICH.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I do love when ppl just FORGET that Gabe Newel is a fucking billionare.
Like we love steam and valve so much, bc they stay out of the public sight, collect their checks, and give poor people a chance at games 2x a year they'd never afford otherwise, and just FORGET that Gabe is OBSCENELY RICH.
Like we love steam and valve so much, bc they stay out of the public sight, collect their checks, and give poor people a chance at games 2x a year they'd never afford otherwise, and just FORGET that Gabe is OBSCENELY RICH.
I legitimately hate anyone who comes in and is like "Okay I have to go now...for MY stream" on anyone's channel.
Like homey don't pimp your mixtape on someone else's set.
Like homey don't pimp your mixtape on someone else's set.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I legitimately hate anyone who comes in and is like "Okay I have to go now...for MY stream" on anyone's channel.
Like homey don't pimp your mixtape on someone else's set.
Like homey don't pimp your mixtape on someone else's set.
Reposted by Faint_Kitten
Juno helps Maxx fix his order
(no pickles)
(no pickles)
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Juno helps Maxx fix his order
(no pickles)
(no pickles)
Okay wait. I did the green as a goof but Okay WAIT? HANG ON DRAGON ANSCESTOR SORCERESS? I THINK I LOVE HER!?
OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!
OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Okay wait. I did the green as a goof but Okay WAIT? HANG ON DRAGON ANSCESTOR SORCERESS? I THINK I LOVE HER!?
OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!
OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Screw the rules I have green hair!
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Screw the rules I have green hair!
STOP.
DOING.
MY IDEAS.
FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 6.
LITERALLY HAD "AI GENERATED DEAD GRANDMA BEAMED INTO YOUR HEAD SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE GRIEF LEAVE BC HER MIND WAS SCRAPED WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE SO YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR SYSTEM AND KEEP ENGAGING"
It was GOOF. A JOKE. I WAS BEING SATIRICAL. STOP
DOING.
MY IDEAS.
FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 6.
LITERALLY HAD "AI GENERATED DEAD GRANDMA BEAMED INTO YOUR HEAD SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE GRIEF LEAVE BC HER MIND WAS SCRAPED WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE SO YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR SYSTEM AND KEEP ENGAGING"
It was GOOF. A JOKE. I WAS BEING SATIRICAL. STOP
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
STOP.
DOING.
MY IDEAS.
FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 6.
LITERALLY HAD "AI GENERATED DEAD GRANDMA BEAMED INTO YOUR HEAD SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE GRIEF LEAVE BC HER MIND WAS SCRAPED WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE SO YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR SYSTEM AND KEEP ENGAGING"
It was GOOF. A JOKE. I WAS BEING SATIRICAL. STOP
DOING.
MY IDEAS.
FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 6.
LITERALLY HAD "AI GENERATED DEAD GRANDMA BEAMED INTO YOUR HEAD SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE GRIEF LEAVE BC HER MIND WAS SCRAPED WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE SO YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR SYSTEM AND KEEP ENGAGING"
It was GOOF. A JOKE. I WAS BEING SATIRICAL. STOP
FK talking about @luckybun.bsky.social and @crocutaspelaea.bsky.social out of context clip.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
FK talking about @luckybun.bsky.social and @crocutaspelaea.bsky.social out of context clip.
"If your dishes aren't washing clean, it's not your dishwasher, it's your detergent!"
Thats just what a detergent ad WOULD say.
Thats just what a detergent ad WOULD say.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"If your dishes aren't washing clean, it's not your dishwasher, it's your detergent!"
Thats just what a detergent ad WOULD say.
Thats just what a detergent ad WOULD say.