Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here.
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
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Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
· Oct 5
Our newest member of the "Big Splash Show" is a lovely little white tip catshark. Give a big wet welcome to Midwest Aquarium's latest addition: Faint Kitten!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
Watching a haggard 30yo Assistant manager yell at a clueless teenager just trying to be nice and helpful. Like it's clearly bro's first job and ur annoyed at him.
Girl you have 3 cars an hour. What do you have to be pissy about?
Fast food hasn't changed.
Girl you have 3 cars an hour. What do you have to be pissy about?
Fast food hasn't changed.
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Watching a haggard 30yo Assistant manager yell at a clueless teenager just trying to be nice and helpful. Like it's clearly bro's first job and ur annoyed at him.
Girl you have 3 cars an hour. What do you have to be pissy about?
Fast food hasn't changed.
Girl you have 3 cars an hour. What do you have to be pissy about?
Fast food hasn't changed.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You really didn't notice the deluge of Marvel shit on your life, until it suddenly fucking stopped. You knew it was happening, but in absense it's deafening.
Like there was this loud ringing in your ear for years and all of the sudden it's gone.
Like there was this loud ringing in your ear for years and all of the sudden it's gone.
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
You really didn't notice the deluge of Marvel shit on your life, until it suddenly fucking stopped. You knew it was happening, but in absense it's deafening.
Like there was this loud ringing in your ear for years and all of the sudden it's gone.
Like there was this loud ringing in your ear for years and all of the sudden it's gone.
FK making bad choices in #BG3
"I'll blow us all up! I swear"
"[Cleric of Tiamut] DO IT! BET YOU FUCKING WON'T."
Everyone blows up, Astarion somehow standing without a scratch on him.
"I'll blow us all up! I swear"
"[Cleric of Tiamut] DO IT! BET YOU FUCKING WON'T."
Everyone blows up, Astarion somehow standing without a scratch on him.
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
FK making bad choices in #BG3
"I'll blow us all up! I swear"
"[Cleric of Tiamut] DO IT! BET YOU FUCKING WON'T."
Everyone blows up, Astarion somehow standing without a scratch on him.
"I'll blow us all up! I swear"
"[Cleric of Tiamut] DO IT! BET YOU FUCKING WON'T."
Everyone blows up, Astarion somehow standing without a scratch on him.
I should be streaming. I keep telling myself I will.
But the executive dysfunction is just like: what if we didn't and played 300 more unfufilling hours of BG3 instead?
But the executive dysfunction is just like: what if we didn't and played 300 more unfufilling hours of BG3 instead?
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I should be streaming. I keep telling myself I will.
But the executive dysfunction is just like: what if we didn't and played 300 more unfufilling hours of BG3 instead?
But the executive dysfunction is just like: what if we didn't and played 300 more unfufilling hours of BG3 instead?
It's been hard realizing that a lot of the spaces I've occupied in the last 4 years online are changing, and I don't like the new changes and it means it might be time to leave.
Like, accepting that everyone else enjoys the changed vibes and I don't, and so I guess it's time to go.
Like, accepting that everyone else enjoys the changed vibes and I don't, and so I guess it's time to go.
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 AM
It's been hard realizing that a lot of the spaces I've occupied in the last 4 years online are changing, and I don't like the new changes and it means it might be time to leave.
Like, accepting that everyone else enjoys the changed vibes and I don't, and so I guess it's time to go.
Like, accepting that everyone else enjoys the changed vibes and I don't, and so I guess it's time to go.
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Monster Nuns day 5: High-stakes.
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Monster Nuns day 5: High-stakes.
One of my favorite things about advertising is listening to them talk about absolutely not real fake things no one can afford to do.
"On your morning coffee run..."
"My morning what now?"
"On your morning coffee run..."
"My morning what now?"
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
One of my favorite things about advertising is listening to them talk about absolutely not real fake things no one can afford to do.
"On your morning coffee run..."
"My morning what now?"
"On your morning coffee run..."
"My morning what now?"
FK Sniffing week old, raw, thawed chicken bag
"P.U. Stinky. Slimy. Probably still good"
*throws it in air fryer for dinner*
....
*Googles how long raw chicken is good for*
"2 days."
"...it might still be good."
"P.U. Stinky. Slimy. Probably still good"
*throws it in air fryer for dinner*
....
*Googles how long raw chicken is good for*
"2 days."
"...it might still be good."
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
FK Sniffing week old, raw, thawed chicken bag
"P.U. Stinky. Slimy. Probably still good"
*throws it in air fryer for dinner*
....
*Googles how long raw chicken is good for*
"2 days."
"...it might still be good."
"P.U. Stinky. Slimy. Probably still good"
*throws it in air fryer for dinner*
....
*Googles how long raw chicken is good for*
"2 days."
"...it might still be good."
Did I ever share that picture I did of Wren Wrabbit as a Macro staring at a woman in a window?
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Did I ever share that picture I did of Wren Wrabbit as a Macro staring at a woman in a window?
Was going to stream Wolfenstien 3D. But first it has a really grating crackly sound everytime you make contact with a wall to indicate you can't go any further. And second it made me really motion sick.
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Was going to stream Wolfenstien 3D. But first it has a really grating crackly sound everytime you make contact with a wall to indicate you can't go any further. And second it made me really motion sick.
Gears of War Fans are my favorite. I love gears. But y'all need to understand they still think Gears is ... A THING.
Like there's a very dedicated bubble of dads who love it. But they legit think it's still like 2008 and Xbox NEEDS Gears and it's their flagship thing. Despite fuck all for 7 years.
Like there's a very dedicated bubble of dads who love it. But they legit think it's still like 2008 and Xbox NEEDS Gears and it's their flagship thing. Despite fuck all for 7 years.
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Gears of War Fans are my favorite. I love gears. But y'all need to understand they still think Gears is ... A THING.
Like there's a very dedicated bubble of dads who love it. But they legit think it's still like 2008 and Xbox NEEDS Gears and it's their flagship thing. Despite fuck all for 7 years.
Like there's a very dedicated bubble of dads who love it. But they legit think it's still like 2008 and Xbox NEEDS Gears and it's their flagship thing. Despite fuck all for 7 years.
idk what to strem.
What if Shonk strem today?
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
idk what to strem.
FK #1. Number One Shonk. Never have there been fatter W's.
No one ever did it like Faint.
No one ever did it like Faint.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
FK #1. Number One Shonk. Never have there been fatter W's.
No one ever did it like Faint.
No one ever did it like Faint.
What if Shonk strem today?
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
What if Shonk strem today?
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Sophie Turner as Lara Croft has killed me. If you want to talk to me speak with a spirit medium.
Fucking fuck. Don't even need the show. Don't care.
Fucking fuck. Don't even need the show. Don't care.
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Sophie Turner as Lara Croft has killed me. If you want to talk to me speak with a spirit medium.
Fucking fuck. Don't even need the show. Don't care.
Fucking fuck. Don't even need the show. Don't care.
OMG I'm so dumb you can just cast Silence on the Harpies.
YOU CAN JUST CAST SILENCE ON THE HARPIES IN BG3.
You can just
*hits self with book*
You can use the spell, that makes people not make sound, to stop their singing.
*tears up box of tissues*
YOU CAN JUST CAST SILENCE ON THE HARPIES IN BG3.
You can just
*hits self with book*
You can use the spell, that makes people not make sound, to stop their singing.
*tears up box of tissues*
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
OMG I'm so dumb you can just cast Silence on the Harpies.
YOU CAN JUST CAST SILENCE ON THE HARPIES IN BG3.
You can just
*hits self with book*
You can use the spell, that makes people not make sound, to stop their singing.
*tears up box of tissues*
YOU CAN JUST CAST SILENCE ON THE HARPIES IN BG3.
You can just
*hits self with book*
You can use the spell, that makes people not make sound, to stop their singing.
*tears up box of tissues*
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It has a dagger. Help @morninchai.bsky.social .
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It has a dagger. Help @morninchai.bsky.social .
Amazing quote from X-Files tonight:
"I dunno who you are freak, but we're two consenting adults. Now, get the hell outta here."
"I dunno who you are freak, but we're two consenting adults. Now, get the hell outta here."
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Amazing quote from X-Files tonight:
"I dunno who you are freak, but we're two consenting adults. Now, get the hell outta here."
"I dunno who you are freak, but we're two consenting adults. Now, get the hell outta here."
"No one. Can Physically Change. Into an Animal!" - Dana Scully
"Not with THAT attitude you won't" - FK
"Not with THAT attitude you won't" - FK
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
"No one. Can Physically Change. Into an Animal!" - Dana Scully
"Not with THAT attitude you won't" - FK
"Not with THAT attitude you won't" - FK
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When the absurdity of being the world's most powerful pedophile's number 1 threat hits you. Literally been catching myself doing this to no one in particular.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
When the absurdity of being the world's most powerful pedophile's number 1 threat hits you. Literally been catching myself doing this to no one in particular.
This post is Shark Approved
*big red stamp*
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Sharknado do Latex TF #characterdesign #originalcharacter #digitalart #commissionart #latexfetish #transformationsequence
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This post is Shark Approved
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Dear lady who promotes unstoppable deoderant on twitch.
Shark wonders why anyone cares what they smell like on stream? I stream in underpants with gut out and no shower. No one can smell you on stream. Heckin weirdo
Love and Kisses,
FK.
Shark wonders why anyone cares what they smell like on stream? I stream in underpants with gut out and no shower. No one can smell you on stream. Heckin weirdo
Love and Kisses,
FK.
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Dear lady who promotes unstoppable deoderant on twitch.
Shark wonders why anyone cares what they smell like on stream? I stream in underpants with gut out and no shower. No one can smell you on stream. Heckin weirdo
Love and Kisses,
FK.
Shark wonders why anyone cares what they smell like on stream? I stream in underpants with gut out and no shower. No one can smell you on stream. Heckin weirdo
Love and Kisses,
FK.
Why did every TV show in the 00's and youtuber think: You know what...
I'm the white person who could get away with Black Face. If I'm JUST clever enough about it, I'll get away with it, I'll be heralded as a comic genius.
I'm the white person who could get away with Black Face. If I'm JUST clever enough about it, I'll get away with it, I'll be heralded as a comic genius.
January 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Why did every TV show in the 00's and youtuber think: You know what...
I'm the white person who could get away with Black Face. If I'm JUST clever enough about it, I'll get away with it, I'll be heralded as a comic genius.
I'm the white person who could get away with Black Face. If I'm JUST clever enough about it, I'll get away with it, I'll be heralded as a comic genius.