Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
civilian drone mapping technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, sometimes journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. minors DNI
Oh wait this is actually a good idea
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh wait this is actually a good idea
the nofarts Joker is haunting me
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the nofarts Joker is haunting me
I have a Lobster Nativity Set and it includes baby Lobster Jesus!
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I have a Lobster Nativity Set and it includes baby Lobster Jesus!
speaking of enchanted places I’ve visited lately even though I technically don’t believe in that nonsense: here’s the mysterious stone monoliths of Sulawesi
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
speaking of enchanted places I’ve visited lately even though I technically don’t believe in that nonsense: here’s the mysterious stone monoliths of Sulawesi
I absolutely love how cats sometimes just decide to give you a guided tour of the premises
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I absolutely love how cats sometimes just decide to give you a guided tour of the premises
once @offline.mountainherder.xyz and I visited Cornwall and got escorted around a moor, an ancient barrow, and an allegedly enchanted well by an incredibly friendly tabby cat, so who’s to say really
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
once @offline.mountainherder.xyz and I visited Cornwall and got escorted around a moor, an ancient barrow, and an allegedly enchanted well by an incredibly friendly tabby cat, so who’s to say really
oh yeah @offline.mountainherder.xyz and I went Dartmoor a while back and we loved it - charmingly spooky vibes in the park and at Widecombe on the Moor (where we met extremely friendly locals at the pub)
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
oh yeah @offline.mountainherder.xyz and I went Dartmoor a while back and we loved it - charmingly spooky vibes in the park and at Widecombe on the Moor (where we met extremely friendly locals at the pub)
Why do owls like to swoop people on purpose sometimes??
(I’ve had them swoop *way* closer to me before)
(I’ve had them swoop *way* closer to me before)
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Why do owls like to swoop people on purpose sometimes??
(I’ve had them swoop *way* closer to me before)
(I’ve had them swoop *way* closer to me before)
yes, this would heal me
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
yes, this would heal me
Zait & Zaatar in Aliso Viejo make a pretty dang good beef shawarma plate
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Zait & Zaatar in Aliso Viejo make a pretty dang good beef shawarma plate
ANOTHER thing i hate about this meme - the hat is horribly wrong. that possum SHOULD be wearing a baseball hat with a SEC football team logo on it that’s got just a little bit of motor oil on the brim.
That possum SHOULD look like it’s been setting up at the Hardee’s all morning
That possum SHOULD look like it’s been setting up at the Hardee’s all morning
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ANOTHER thing i hate about this meme - the hat is horribly wrong. that possum SHOULD be wearing a baseball hat with a SEC football team logo on it that’s got just a little bit of motor oil on the brim.
That possum SHOULD look like it’s been setting up at the Hardee’s all morning
That possum SHOULD look like it’s been setting up at the Hardee’s all morning
i bet roon is average at best at doing jigsaw puzzles
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i bet roon is average at best at doing jigsaw puzzles
are the MAGAs schisming? it would be irresponsible not to speculate
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
are the MAGAs schisming? it would be irresponsible not to speculate
everywhere RFK goes he should be confronted with so many duck noises that he develops a case of this
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
everywhere RFK goes he should be confronted with so many duck noises that he develops a case of this
parking spots reserved for women who are also enormous inflatable frogs spark outrage in china
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
parking spots reserved for women who are also enormous inflatable frogs spark outrage in china
whoever turns the inflatable antifa frog costume into a Christmas decoration will make a billion dollars.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
whoever turns the inflatable antifa frog costume into a Christmas decoration will make a billion dollars.
no evil may enter the abode which is guarded by a busted-ass looking Christmas frog holding mistletoe
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
no evil may enter the abode which is guarded by a busted-ass looking Christmas frog holding mistletoe
i have nothing mean to say about this frog. i would die for this inflatable frog. i need this inflatable frog
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i have nothing mean to say about this frog. i would die for this inflatable frog. i need this inflatable frog
"it's not even a holiday until PeePaw puts up the inflatable dog with lovingly-rendered shit coming out of its ass"
i would complain to the HOA about this on grounds of basic human decency. i would complain to God about this
i would complain to the HOA about this on grounds of basic human decency. i would complain to God about this
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"it's not even a holiday until PeePaw puts up the inflatable dog with lovingly-rendered shit coming out of its ass"
i would complain to the HOA about this on grounds of basic human decency. i would complain to God about this
i would complain to the HOA about this on grounds of basic human decency. i would complain to God about this
moving beyond dinosaurs, here we witness a powerless and immobile snowman being devoured alive by two hungry predators. this too, is the depravity and cruelty of American capitalism
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
moving beyond dinosaurs, here we witness a powerless and immobile snowman being devoured alive by two hungry predators. this too, is the depravity and cruelty of American capitalism
this inflatable implies that dinosaurs would taste good if you cooked them alive in a huge and boiling cauldron of hot cocoa, which, fair, they probably would - kind of a turkey cooked in mole negro vibe
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this inflatable implies that dinosaurs would taste good if you cooked them alive in a huge and boiling cauldron of hot cocoa, which, fair, they probably would - kind of a turkey cooked in mole negro vibe
what does this inflatable imply about the nature of the Santa Claus/Festive Dinosaur relationship? do we think Santa flung himself out the window in a suicidal fit of pique, or did the dinosaur push him? is the dinosaur an unpaid and overworked intern? much to contemplate
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
what does this inflatable imply about the nature of the Santa Claus/Festive Dinosaur relationship? do we think Santa flung himself out the window in a suicidal fit of pique, or did the dinosaur push him? is the dinosaur an unpaid and overworked intern? much to contemplate
looking for Christmas inflatables and there are some absolutely fascinating dinosaur design choices being made out there, like this one with a raptor biting Santa Claus smack-dab in his tender ass
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
looking for Christmas inflatables and there are some absolutely fascinating dinosaur design choices being made out there, like this one with a raptor biting Santa Claus smack-dab in his tender ass
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
we were actually just 100% agreeing on how pedophiles misread Lolita
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
we were actually just 100% agreeing on how pedophiles misread Lolita
I love how King Bladud looks like an absolutely irredeemable dorkass in every single portrayal of him
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I love how King Bladud looks like an absolutely irredeemable dorkass in every single portrayal of him