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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
civilian drone mapping technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, sometimes journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. minors DNI
Oh wait this is actually a good idea
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
the nofarts Joker is haunting me
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have a Lobster Nativity Set and it includes baby Lobster Jesus!
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
speaking of enchanted places I’ve visited lately even though I technically don’t believe in that nonsense: here’s the mysterious stone monoliths of Sulawesi
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I absolutely love how cats sometimes just decide to give you a guided tour of the premises
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
once @offline.mountainherder.xyz and I visited Cornwall and got escorted around a moor, an ancient barrow, and an allegedly enchanted well by an incredibly friendly tabby cat, so who’s to say really
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
oh yeah @offline.mountainherder.xyz and I went Dartmoor a while back and we loved it - charmingly spooky vibes in the park and at Widecombe on the Moor (where we met extremely friendly locals at the pub)
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Why do owls like to swoop people on purpose sometimes??

(I’ve had them swoop *way* closer to me before)
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
yes, this would heal me
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Zait & Zaatar in Aliso Viejo make a pretty dang good beef shawarma plate
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
ANOTHER thing i hate about this meme - the hat is horribly wrong. that possum SHOULD be wearing a baseball hat with a SEC football team logo on it that’s got just a little bit of motor oil on the brim.

That possum SHOULD look like it’s been setting up at the Hardee’s all morning
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i bet roon is average at best at doing jigsaw puzzles
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
are the MAGAs schisming? it would be irresponsible not to speculate
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
everywhere RFK goes he should be confronted with so many duck noises that he develops a case of this
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
parking spots reserved for women who are also enormous inflatable frogs spark outrage in china
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
whoever turns the inflatable antifa frog costume into a Christmas decoration will make a billion dollars.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
no evil may enter the abode which is guarded by a busted-ass looking Christmas frog holding mistletoe
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i have nothing mean to say about this frog. i would die for this inflatable frog. i need this inflatable frog
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"it's not even a holiday until PeePaw puts up the inflatable dog with lovingly-rendered shit coming out of its ass"

i would complain to the HOA about this on grounds of basic human decency. i would complain to God about this
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
moving beyond dinosaurs, here we witness a powerless and immobile snowman being devoured alive by two hungry predators. this too, is the depravity and cruelty of American capitalism
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this inflatable implies that dinosaurs would taste good if you cooked them alive in a huge and boiling cauldron of hot cocoa, which, fair, they probably would - kind of a turkey cooked in mole negro vibe
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
what does this inflatable imply about the nature of the Santa Claus/Festive Dinosaur relationship? do we think Santa flung himself out the window in a suicidal fit of pique, or did the dinosaur push him? is the dinosaur an unpaid and overworked intern? much to contemplate
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
looking for Christmas inflatables and there are some absolutely fascinating dinosaur design choices being made out there, like this one with a raptor biting Santa Claus smack-dab in his tender ass

dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
we were actually just 100% agreeing on how pedophiles misread Lolita
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love how King Bladud looks like an absolutely irredeemable dorkass in every single portrayal of him
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM