Fagatha Christie
@fagathachristie.bsky.social
A cool mom. :)
A little bit of everything all rolled into one.
He/they
A little bit of everything all rolled into one.
He/they
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Local record store begging anyone to just free them of this
March 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Local record store begging anyone to just free them of this
Now...sister...why'd you add me on LinkedIn after we flirted on Sniffies?
February 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Now...sister...why'd you add me on LinkedIn after we flirted on Sniffies?
Every gay real estate agent:
"Can't🥲host?🚫🏡Let😏me💁♀️help🤝"
"Can't🥲host?🚫🏡Let😏me💁♀️help🤝"
February 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Every gay real estate agent:
"Can't🥲host?🚫🏡Let😏me💁♀️help🤝"
"Can't🥲host?🚫🏡Let😏me💁♀️help🤝"
Everything is so fucked I just need to tell someone wearing a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt that I like their pride shirt so I can feel something again
February 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Everything is so fucked I just need to tell someone wearing a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt that I like their pride shirt so I can feel something again
Just served papers to divorce a lesbian couple am I a homophobe now??? Can I still say love is love?
February 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just served papers to divorce a lesbian couple am I a homophobe now??? Can I still say love is love?
Couldn't focus on any work after my computer pushed this important news update to me
February 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Couldn't focus on any work after my computer pushed this important news update to me
Changing my height on the apps back to 6' from 5' 11" (I am 5' 11" and 3/4") if the government is fucking lying for clout I will too
February 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Changing my height on the apps back to 6' from 5' 11" (I am 5' 11" and 3/4") if the government is fucking lying for clout I will too
Went to the gym for the first time since 2019 please clap
January 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Went to the gym for the first time since 2019 please clap
Asked the man at my bodega if the beanie he was wearing with a metal band's name on it was a Full of Hell beanie
He just shook his head and said "man, I get the jokes now, I have no idea what band this is, people have been asking me all day"
He just shook his head and said "man, I get the jokes now, I have no idea what band this is, people have been asking me all day"
January 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Asked the man at my bodega if the beanie he was wearing with a metal band's name on it was a Full of Hell beanie
He just shook his head and said "man, I get the jokes now, I have no idea what band this is, people have been asking me all day"
He just shook his head and said "man, I get the jokes now, I have no idea what band this is, people have been asking me all day"
The weird man who pours water on the floor in the bathroom at work is going between blasting a trump speech and French news while he poops...gonna kms
January 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The weird man who pours water on the floor in the bathroom at work is going between blasting a trump speech and French news while he poops...gonna kms
so, it seems that I'll be giving a PowerPoint at the Local Gay Bar next Saturday about how professional wrestling is just drag for dudes
January 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
so, it seems that I'll be giving a PowerPoint at the Local Gay Bar next Saturday about how professional wrestling is just drag for dudes
on a Mitski kick this week, pray for me
January 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
on a Mitski kick this week, pray for me
accidentally punched through the screen in my grinder it's all over
January 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
accidentally punched through the screen in my grinder it's all over
getting my serotonin from watching people fight over proofing times in sourdough starter Facebook groups...crumbelievable
January 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
getting my serotonin from watching people fight over proofing times in sourdough starter Facebook groups...crumbelievable
Watched some man sling an 1/8th of weed right on the street in a full Dinosaur onesie hood and all last night we're so back baby
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Watched some man sling an 1/8th of weed right on the street in a full Dinosaur onesie hood and all last night we're so back baby
there's simply no way Tinder is trying to match me with a twink named Bleak
December 11, 2024 at 5:49 AM
there's simply no way Tinder is trying to match me with a twink named Bleak
Grindr keeps on serving me ads for bras...femme queen
December 2, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Grindr keeps on serving me ads for bras...femme queen
walked through the Boston common listening to the same sad bullshit emo music I listened to a decade ago and...I felt every grey hair on my head
November 30, 2024 at 7:45 PM
walked through the Boston common listening to the same sad bullshit emo music I listened to a decade ago and...I felt every grey hair on my head
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
making green bean casserole to Video Games by Lana Del Ray
November 28, 2024 at 6:16 PM
making green bean casserole to Video Games by Lana Del Ray
I'm fucking losing it at the font choices in this required employee gender identity training
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I'm fucking losing it at the font choices in this required employee gender identity training
trying to look as faggy as possible so the girl next to me on Amtrak knows I'm not a threat
November 24, 2024 at 6:12 PM
trying to look as faggy as possible so the girl next to me on Amtrak knows I'm not a threat
My phone autocorrected Modest to Modesto...I'll never escape California farm country...
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
My phone autocorrected Modest to Modesto...I'll never escape California farm country...
I'm 22 y'all are old
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 21, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I'm 22 y'all are old