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fae-imposter.bsky.social
chris-mas elf
@fae-imposter.bsky.social
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not the brightest knife in the crayon box; i like pets, books, and puppets; i do not want to see any of you naked
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fae-imposter.bsky.social
this is what it looks like on my end
screenshot of a post from questalynne: Have never heard Rosemary. I will have to look it up. (this is a screenshot to demonstrate the font we're referencing in the thread)
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends-- It gives a lovely light! --Edna St. Vincent Millay, "First Fig," A Few Figs from Thistles
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
this is Pepper, Pepper Ann, Pepper Potts, Babygirl, Princess, Peppy, Pep, Princess Pep, KittenCat, or most formally: Little Baby Princess Katherine Frances Amelia
grey tuxedo cat curled up on a wide wooden railing, paws tucked, head tilted, looking at the camera
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
photo of Bob McGrath, from Sesame Street, a Caucasian man with short black hair and blue eyes, wearing a royal blue sweater over a light blue collared shirt
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
okee
grey tuxedo cat curled up on a wide wooden railing, paws crossed politely, head tilted, looking at the camera, in front of a red brick wall
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
sometimes the skyline stars align
screenshot of two posts on the skyline: Blue Heron Farm: a photo of a goat staring at the camera over a fence with a blanket hung over it, under the words "You still up thinking about RFK's harvest?" Effin' Birds: a cartoon of a red parrot, captioned "I can't ever unsee that horseshit"
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
happy menses day!
gif of a cube-shaped gift box, gold, with a big red ribbon and bow, sparkling
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
PA Dutch Eggs Benedict
PA Dutch Eggs Benedict: a base of English muffin, topped with ham steak or fried scrapple, cooked spinach, poached eggs, and hot bacon dressing
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
hey, that's my year! cool!

anyway

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
cover of the 1986 album True Blue by Madonna a black and white photo of Madonna staring over her shoulder into the camera. we see only the right side of her face.
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Rey from Evangelion, from the shoulders up, staring into the viewer's eyes, above the words "I AM 14 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS. YOU LOOK AT THAT SECOND IMPACT AND TELL ME THERE IS A GOD." Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is upside down in the top left corner. I do not know why.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
thank goodness my order of fresh cat arrived, and only 160 calories per serving!
a black tuxedo cat curled up in a snack pack box, under a table next to a heat vent
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
Sleepy! on the card table
a gray tuxedo cat sitting on the corner of a card table, tail hanging over the side, eyes closed
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
made with real....

what else would it be made of????

from what options did they spare us???

carob? bugs? crayon bits?

now i'm concerned
photo of a box of 6 individually wrapped Thomas' Muffin Tops, chocolate chip, made with REAL CHOCOLATE CHIPS
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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post from cannibalcaprine2 trips and falls and i just don't get up after im not dead or anything i just don't feel like getting up
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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photo of a blue, red, and white bird, perched atop a white sign with its beak open, as if speaking. the only part of the sign we can see reads "NO"
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
Guess whose pillow that is?
Angus, a wheaten cairn terrier, curled up on his side sleeping on his Angus pullow
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
post by codykallenxo Having ADHD is planning your whole day the night before, then waking up and deciding it's not the right day for that plan.
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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picture of Vegeta from Dragonball Z, a man with spiky black hair, wearing a pink button down shirt and tan pants, standing in front of a small hill. the text reads: I AM DOING A BADMAN CHECK-IN I NEED SIX BADMEN TO POST, NOT SHARE, THIS MESSAGE TO SHOW YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK. PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO WILL. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN...
September 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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search result for David Lynch, American filmmaker, born Jan 20, 1946, died Jan 16, 2025 photo of a vaguely bemused looking man with white hair wearing a black shirt search result for David Byrne, American musician and writer, born May 14, 1952, 73 years old photo of a white man with white hair wearing a black shirt and a blue jacket
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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text on a dark blue background: i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that's your problem i'm having a fantastic time
September 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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tumblr post from diaryofababywitch For Your Consideration Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it. Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts. Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it. patrickdiomedes added Ska: Maybe the world is broken, but I 've got a fucking trumpet.
September 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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photo of the top of a gray and white cat's head, it's eyes looking at the reader over this textbox: Patricia Lockwood me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh !oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
cover of they might be giants album flood from 1990, a green-tinted photo of a man in a trench coat and fedora poling a boat made of planks and washbarrels
September 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
doctor i trust more than rfk jr
photo of doctor teeth, bandleader of the electric mayhem from the muppet show
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
fae-imposter.bsky.social
these needed to be shared together

go birds!
post thread from Micah@rincewind.run one of the funniest and cruelest part of sports is watching sideline reporters interview coaches at halftime of games they're down by enormous margins "well, katie, we got fucking obliterated in the first half, I'm not sure what you want me to say here" "how are you going to adjust in the second half?" "I was thinking we'd get the Philadelphia Eagles to dress in our uniforms and play the second half for us"
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM