Rewatching 24 and one of the most unrealistic parts of the show is that it never shows anyone at the office taking a 20min break to paint the toilet like Jackson Pollock
June 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Rewatching 24 and one of the most unrealistic parts of the show is that it never shows anyone at the office taking a 20min break to paint the toilet like Jackson Pollock
Hi Bluesky psychic community, has anyone ever developed telekinesis and used it only for jacking off?
June 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Hi Bluesky psychic community, has anyone ever developed telekinesis and used it only for jacking off?
Pearls are the tonsil stones of the oyster world
May 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Pearls are the tonsil stones of the oyster world
One of the best things about Red Dead Redemption 2 is that you can walk into the bank and tell the clerk that you feel amazing and you've been having a great day. Then say "I'm sorry, you don't need to hear all this" and leave. Just like in real life
May 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
One of the best things about Red Dead Redemption 2 is that you can walk into the bank and tell the clerk that you feel amazing and you've been having a great day. Then say "I'm sorry, you don't need to hear all this" and leave. Just like in real life
Million dollar idea
Bubble wrap but it's filled with pus that you can pop if you're skin is unfortunately super clean and healthy
Bubble wrap but it's filled with pus that you can pop if you're skin is unfortunately super clean and healthy
May 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Million dollar idea
Bubble wrap but it's filled with pus that you can pop if you're skin is unfortunately super clean and healthy
Bubble wrap but it's filled with pus that you can pop if you're skin is unfortunately super clean and healthy
In 5 years time Bonnie Blue is gonna have a 1000 strong micropenis orgy and title the video "Giving an inch and taking a mile"
May 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
In 5 years time Bonnie Blue is gonna have a 1000 strong micropenis orgy and title the video "Giving an inch and taking a mile"
If they ever make a movie about Luigi Mangione they should definitely get Steven Strait to play him
May 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If they ever make a movie about Luigi Mangione they should definitely get Steven Strait to play him
Everything reminds me of him
April 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Everything reminds me of him
I am pleased to announce the Sorrento has got me feeling like a town in southwestern Italy, specifically a port city on the Bay of Naples. My brain has been successfully turned into an Italian walnut
April 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I am pleased to announce the Sorrento has got me feeling like a town in southwestern Italy, specifically a port city on the Bay of Naples. My brain has been successfully turned into an Italian walnut
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I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.
Reposted by Fadge
<Gotye voice> Then an Uber driver SUCKED me OFF!?
June 1, 2024 at 8:56 PM
<Gotye voice> Then an Uber driver SUCKED me OFF!?
Gordon Ramsay needs a new tv show where he cooks Michelin rated meals for cats
April 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Gordon Ramsay needs a new tv show where he cooks Michelin rated meals for cats
Is it just me or is Benson Boone part of the Mandela Effect? cause I had never heard of him at all until he performed at the Grammys and now suddenly he's this massive star
April 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Is it just me or is Benson Boone part of the Mandela Effect? cause I had never heard of him at all until he performed at the Grammys and now suddenly he's this massive star
During COVID I was out of work, broke and dealing with health issues including a diagnosis of a lesion/plasmacytoma in my neck
The only way I was able to get through it all was with the love and kindness of friends/strangers
I've donated to David and sharing this post to pay back that kindness ❤️
The only way I was able to get through it all was with the love and kindness of friends/strangers
I've donated to David and sharing this post to pay back that kindness ❤️
The last straw was a well-known NPO with a 30-year history, giving me a number to get me off the phone.
To a women-only shelter.
So #MutualAid is my last resort. #FYI I hate asking, far more than you feel uncomfortable reading this.
Don't worry, y'all. I stopped expecting miracles long ago.
To a women-only shelter.
So #MutualAid is my last resort. #FYI I hate asking, far more than you feel uncomfortable reading this.
Don't worry, y'all. I stopped expecting miracles long ago.
Donate to Help David & Pets: Disabled Tutor Facing Housing Crisis., organised by David Wakeham
Hello, I'm David Wakeham, and I'm reaching out with a deep sens… David Wakeham needs your support for Help David & Pets: Disabled Tutor Facing Housing Crisis.
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April 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
During COVID I was out of work, broke and dealing with health issues including a diagnosis of a lesion/plasmacytoma in my neck
The only way I was able to get through it all was with the love and kindness of friends/strangers
I've donated to David and sharing this post to pay back that kindness ❤️
The only way I was able to get through it all was with the love and kindness of friends/strangers
I've donated to David and sharing this post to pay back that kindness ❤️
This has to be one of the most cooked ads for an e-reader I've ever seen
April 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This has to be one of the most cooked ads for an e-reader I've ever seen
Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance and I found a refugee who would let me fight him if I paid some cash. Can't believe they put medieval bum fights in the game
April 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance and I found a refugee who would let me fight him if I paid some cash. Can't believe they put medieval bum fights in the game
I used to love Led Zeppelin until I got a bit wiser and realised Stairway to Heaven is ableist af
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I used to love Led Zeppelin until I got a bit wiser and realised Stairway to Heaven is ableist af
Question for those who work at the dick sucking factory. Have any of you noticed a sharp decline in quality control recently?
In the last three weeks I swear the ejaculate blasted into my uvula has been a ratio of 60% piss and 40% cum. Hell sometimes there's like 10% lint.
It's time we unionised!
In the last three weeks I swear the ejaculate blasted into my uvula has been a ratio of 60% piss and 40% cum. Hell sometimes there's like 10% lint.
It's time we unionised!
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Question for those who work at the dick sucking factory. Have any of you noticed a sharp decline in quality control recently?
In the last three weeks I swear the ejaculate blasted into my uvula has been a ratio of 60% piss and 40% cum. Hell sometimes there's like 10% lint.
It's time we unionised!
In the last three weeks I swear the ejaculate blasted into my uvula has been a ratio of 60% piss and 40% cum. Hell sometimes there's like 10% lint.
It's time we unionised!
Workplaces need to implement a coffee rewards punch card type system, but for when you turn up to work.
Turn up to work 5 days in a row? Get a 6th days pay for free
Turn up to work 5 days in a row? Get a 6th days pay for free
February 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Workplaces need to implement a coffee rewards punch card type system, but for when you turn up to work.
Turn up to work 5 days in a row? Get a 6th days pay for free
Turn up to work 5 days in a row? Get a 6th days pay for free
Holy shit, I thought he was dead. Hope he comes to Australia soon
February 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Holy shit, I thought he was dead. Hope he comes to Australia soon
