Matt Rower
@factromat.bsky.social
General geekery, with a dash of comics, beer, running, and comments on headlines. Was warmotter on the bird site
I may not have had the purest of motives for this donation
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I may not have had the purest of motives for this donation
Dear InDesign: The fuck you mean, “Times News Roman is missing”?
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Dear InDesign: The fuck you mean, “Times News Roman is missing”?
I’m guessing “Bon Appétit, Buttery Milk Buns” wouldn’t be a good thing to say on a first date
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m guessing “Bon Appétit, Buttery Milk Buns” wouldn’t be a good thing to say on a first date
What if there was a LinkedIn that wasn’t ugly? What if there was a LinkedIn that encouraged folks to get to the damn point?
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What if there was a LinkedIn that wasn’t ugly? What if there was a LinkedIn that encouraged folks to get to the damn point?
Scrolled through Peacock to see if there was anything I wanted to watch (there wasn’t, by the way) and saw two things that inspired either the best idea or the worst: “Popeye Below Deck”
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Scrolled through Peacock to see if there was anything I wanted to watch (there wasn’t, by the way) and saw two things that inspired either the best idea or the worst: “Popeye Below Deck”
Reposted by Matt Rower
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Reposted by Matt Rower
The Cleveland Browns Guide to Winning a Super Bowl
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Cleveland Browns Guide to Winning a Super Bowl
That manor sure was an eerie manor
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That manor sure was an eerie manor
Will that be before or after the earth’s blown up
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Will that be before or after the earth’s blown up
First, zucchini is only meant for eating
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
First, zucchini is only meant for eating
Celebrating spooky season in my own way
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Celebrating spooky season in my own way
I, personally, love to hear, “Run, Forrest, run!” and don’t automatically raise my middle finger to acknowledge my gratefulness when I do
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I, personally, love to hear, “Run, Forrest, run!” and don’t automatically raise my middle finger to acknowledge my gratefulness when I do
“Avoid Money Traps That Keep You Stuck with Morgan Housel” reads the course title, but who the fuck is that and why is getting stuck with him so bad? Does he edit a particularly pungent aroma or something?
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Avoid Money Traps That Keep You Stuck with Morgan Housel” reads the course title, but who the fuck is that and why is getting stuck with him so bad? Does he edit a particularly pungent aroma or something?
Technically, I got the answer in one turn, right?
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October 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Technically, I got the answer in one turn, right?
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Just when you thought being out of work couldn’t be more demoralizing, now you’ll have to post a picture of you with a fish for the job hunt
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Just when you thought being out of work couldn’t be more demoralizing, now you’ll have to post a picture of you with a fish for the job hunt
Expressed gratitude earlier today that at least I wasn’t stranded while the car’s being fixed like at the start of some kind of horror or Hallmark movie. But now I sorta want to know if one could make a Hallmark Horror and what would it look like
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Expressed gratitude earlier today that at least I wasn’t stranded while the car’s being fixed like at the start of some kind of horror or Hallmark movie. But now I sorta want to know if one could make a Hallmark Horror and what would it look like
Does this mean Detroit’s getting a Fifth Third Field too
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Does this mean Detroit’s getting a Fifth Third Field too
It because
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
October 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It because
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
A) Ohio’s too big too lose?
or
B) Ohio’s just not that important?
It’s a bit of a day, but look what I found
October 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s a bit of a day, but look what I found
Reposted by Matt Rower
Every reading creates new questions.
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Every reading creates new questions.
And yet they steadfastly refuse to bring back the talking tree in the dining room
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
And yet they steadfastly refuse to bring back the talking tree in the dining room
Reposted by Matt Rower
Can we give all the people personhood first? Great, thanks.
It’s time to prepare for AI personhood | Jacy Reese Anthis
It’s time to prepare for AI personhood | Jacy Reese Anthis
Technological advances will bring social upheaval. How will we treat digital minds, and how will they treat us?
www.theguardian.com
September 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can we give all the people personhood first? Great, thanks.
Welp, guess I’ll have no choice but to confess that I’m three raccoons in a trench coat
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Welp, guess I’ll have no choice but to confess that I’m three raccoons in a trench coat