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He/Him. Violet's grandpa/ground crew. Part time cat chariot.
Commodore Fezzig Archibald III, aka Fez, chillin:
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
October 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Rainfall for my area - crops hanging on thanks to irrigation, but groundwater now too low for me to continue... likely going to lose much of what has yet to be harvested if we don't get some soon...
August 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Jigsaw vs. Neanderthal... the only outcome I can hope for is this
August 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Let's Go Battle River Crowfoot! - you know what needs to be done!
August 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
My barn is ~140 years old. Almost tore it down at one point, sills were turned to dirt, 2 beams rotted. Fixing it up has been one of the best things I ever did though. Jacking it up, new sills, beams, studs, pine board all around, and lots of paint. 1000's of hours, but worth every one.
July 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is a picture of an infant who was not known to be holding hostages, or old enough to apologize for the actions of terrorists. If you are waiting for terrorists to do something to stop a genocide that is recruiting for them, go fuck yourself all the way to hell.
July 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
July 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am lucky enough to have a Food Basics close - Dipps are on sale all the time for $2
July 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Defecating on lawns, desecrating monuments, with a manifesto to overthrow an elected government while being white and slightly inconvenienced by a pandemic- you get politely pulled aside. Standing up to capitalists, protesting a pipeline built over unceded territory while not being white, you get
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They didn't need any help cashing in on housing crisis and raising rents at every opportunity. They didn't need help for "renovations" when they were using it as an excuse to evict people. If my tax dollars go to these fucking leeches I will start building guillotines for anyone who needs one.
July 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Totally not a cult...
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
well, we know now where he got the inspiration...
www.habituallychic.luxury/2020/07/a-lo...
July 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
People were able to boycott Tesla anywhere in the US, without repercussions for their companies. If they were HQ'd in Israel, it would be illegal for businesses in red states below... In Texas, you can't get disaster relief without promising not to boycott Israel. www.newsweek.com/pro-palestin...
July 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I spotted this the day they were released and wondered why no one was talking about it - the aspect ratio change and the tiny modal window in the top right:
July 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Damn. Haven't watched it all yet, but that is a scary fact. The soulless eyes to a tea.
July 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wish it was more shocked, but the story has not been universally picked up by others, and too many frame with the headline "Netanyahu denies...". In my country, the Public Broadcaster aired in on radio, but not on it's website. I will be asking them why.
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Commodore Fezzig Archibald III, Terror of the Mongolian Sea, wishes you well.
July 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yep - the aspect ratio changes ever so slightly, and something in the top right corner disappears.
July 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Another good day for the internet
July 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
With that kind of list, you could commit genocide, war crimes, break international laws, and anyone who spoke out against you would be jailed or deported. Even if people in other countries organized against you, you could have them labelled terrorists for painting a plane.
July 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
July 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
While their is some logic in the idea, calling it "tornado-proof" stretches the bounds of reason. Put all the screws you want in this house and then drop a tornado on it
July 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
🤣 my 16 apple trees are not dwarf, and not counted in that two acres either
June 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
An infographic from Al Jazeera showing the impact of the war to Iran. Not shown is the change to the nuclear program, which I suspect would only be accelerated out of self-preservation at this point.
June 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM