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Top Face-Nomming Leopard
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I'm just here to catalog the feast, and generally laugh at GOP idiots who FAFO. LGBTQ+ Author and Grumpy GenX Texan. Laugh at the enemy, for they are cringe, gross, red-hat crybabies and deserve our derision.
I know a lot of people can't agree on whether Elon did a Nazi salute or not. But, I think most of us can agree that he looked like an absolute fucking dork no matter what that was. #elon #elonnazi #elonsalute #presidentmusk #leopards
January 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.
Habitat for Humanity mourns the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter
Habitat for Humanity joins the world in mourning the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. A champion for affordable and decent housing, he and Rosalynn Carter donated their time and leadership...
www.habitat.org
December 30, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 9:31 PM
December 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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I don’t think this Infrastructure Engineer has to worry about Face Eating Leopards. I’m sure Prager U, Hillsdale, et al will be hiring.

#DemCast #DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE
December 12, 2024 at 4:04 PM
If there is a business where the entire business model is based on the acceptable number level of people suffering or dying versus profit, then that business model should be illegal.

See both the Gun Industry and Health Insurance.
December 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Every morning I wake up, sit up in my bed, and think, "Please let today be the day that one of these evil assholes gets their comeuppance in some mockable, humiliating way." It is my solemn prayer to the God of Schadenfreude.
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Dear Joe Biden,

Please pardon every democrat in Congress for all crimes real or imagined. I've had enough of this fake-cry bullshit from the GOP. Let's give them something to REALLY cry about.

#pardon #pardons
December 2, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Not today, Satan.

Bye.

👋
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Well done D.C.!! 👏🏼
‘Residents are calling on Airbnb hosts to either blackout the dates around Trump’s inauguration or increase the prices and donate the proceeds to liberal causes.’
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
D.C. residents want Airbnb blackout to protest Trump’s inauguration
President-elect Donald Trump will be sworn in on January 20
www.independent.co.uk
November 29, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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I’m sorry but the one bright spot in this whole 2024 cycle is that Mike Johnson is going to have a terrible horrible no good very bad two years
November 27, 2024 at 12:43 PM
This is just my new favorite response to everything political.
November 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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🎶 I never thouuuuught
Leopards would eat my face
No, I never thouuuuught
Leopards would eat my face
Well I turned my back on my own kind
But I somehow thought that I'd be fine
Oh I never thouuuuuught
Leopards would eat my face!

Slow it down now! 🎶
November 26, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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What did they think would happen?
Farmers Freaking Over Deportations
Whoops!
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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KARMA......

WILL GET MOST MAGA VOTERS!!
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Listen: I think everyone on all sides can agree that Trump is a serial liar. And if you STILL believe him when he promises you something, you’re part of the cult.
Libertarians are shocked to find out Trump lied to them when he promised he would put a libertarian in his cabinet
November 25, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Don't forget to sign up for the bluesky block lists. You can find them at: bsky.app/moderation/m...

Just select the list. Tap subscribe. Select "Block" or "Mute". It's that easy!
November 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
November 24, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I'm just going to straight up say it. I don't want to share a bathroom with a Christian Evangelist. The amount of evangelists that turn out to be perverts is frightening. That lifestyle is degenerate and I don't feel safe around them. MY FEARS ARE 100% AS VALID AS A TRANSPHOBE'S.
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 AM
The party of "Well, if you don't like TwitterX, you can just leave and go make your own. It's a free market!" sure is salty about someone making their own.

What crybaby snowflake bitches.
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 AM