Tuppence Pennyapple IV
@fabulucy.bsky.social
She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
Been t’seaside had a fantastic Sunday lunch at North in Seaburn. Good weekending. #beefonthetimeline
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Been t’seaside had a fantastic Sunday lunch at North in Seaburn. Good weekending. #beefonthetimeline
Oh hello Jesmond you little minx #upthetoon
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh hello Jesmond you little minx #upthetoon
The random yet oddly specific things my mum asks for No. 397
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The random yet oddly specific things my mum asks for No. 397
It’s nice out today.
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s nice out today.
Tesco F&F £12.50
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Tesco F&F £12.50
How me and my mates like to be referred to when we’re at legs, bums and tums class.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How me and my mates like to be referred to when we’re at legs, bums and tums class.
Me in a previous era. About 1984, with my grandad, proving that I was a bad ass bitch (and accomplished goalkeeper) from a very early age.
October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me in a previous era. About 1984, with my grandad, proving that I was a bad ass bitch (and accomplished goalkeeper) from a very early age.
Why do old people always have random dishes of hideous leftovers laying about waiting to jump scare you. Ive never seen anything more wrinkly and gonadial lying around and my dating age bracket is men 35-55. Last nights poached peaches apparently.
October 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why do old people always have random dishes of hideous leftovers laying about waiting to jump scare you. Ive never seen anything more wrinkly and gonadial lying around and my dating age bracket is men 35-55. Last nights poached peaches apparently.
I’ve auntied hard, roasted up and had a couple of Sunday pints.
*scratches tummy and falls asleep on the sofa
*scratches tummy and falls asleep on the sofa
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’ve auntied hard, roasted up and had a couple of Sunday pints.
*scratches tummy and falls asleep on the sofa
*scratches tummy and falls asleep on the sofa
I am scrubbed and ready.
October 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am scrubbed and ready.
Corned beef pasties for tomorrow’s charity bake off at work. Entering the savoury category as someone who makes a curry spiced shepherds pie wins every year as no one else enters anything savoury. (Don’t get me started on the ‘is a shepherds pie even a bake’ discussion the absolute charlatans)
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Corned beef pasties for tomorrow’s charity bake off at work. Entering the savoury category as someone who makes a curry spiced shepherds pie wins every year as no one else enters anything savoury. (Don’t get me started on the ‘is a shepherds pie even a bake’ discussion the absolute charlatans)
Me and the new fella have been out this avo.
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me and the new fella have been out this avo.
Morning! Been out in the park for a run because it’s sunny and fresh. Captured this rare picture of a Dalek in the wild.
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Morning! Been out in the park for a run because it’s sunny and fresh. Captured this rare picture of a Dalek in the wild.
Haven’t put the heating on yet, but I have just switched to my autumn duvet.
October 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Haven’t put the heating on yet, but I have just switched to my autumn duvet.
And the ‘Best names off of the internet today’ award goes to…
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And the ‘Best names off of the internet today’ award goes to…
I am on the train home now. I have eaten stuff with a cummerbund on my heed, some quenelles of various mousses, Bovril and Colman’s at best guess.
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I am on the train home now. I have eaten stuff with a cummerbund on my heed, some quenelles of various mousses, Bovril and Colman’s at best guess.
September 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Street drinking really is one of London great pleasures
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Street drinking really is one of London great pleasures
Thursday pints
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Thursday pints
Currently sitting in the middle of a housing estate drinking our #traincans as the train has been cancelled and we’re waiting for the next one #classyaf
September 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Currently sitting in the middle of a housing estate drinking our #traincans as the train has been cancelled and we’re waiting for the next one #classyaf
I’m in my hotel half way up. For tomorrow we ride further north to Glasgow. I’ve got a cuppa and I’m singing this to Take me home country roads.
September 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m in my hotel half way up. For tomorrow we ride further north to Glasgow. I’ve got a cuppa and I’m singing this to Take me home country roads.
Movie voice over man: And so it would seem, Lucy had yet again fallen foul to late night retail therapy boredom and purchased some utter fucking nonsense.
September 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Movie voice over man: And so it would seem, Lucy had yet again fallen foul to late night retail therapy boredom and purchased some utter fucking nonsense.