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You have a vague concept of who this is.
I don't want my feeds to be full of jokes about Trump yaoi

WHY IS MY FEED FULL OF JOKES ABOUT TRUMP YAOI
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Three straight days of monosyllabic responses is enough reason to unmatch, right?

That’s not really a question. I’m just mildly annoyed.
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He did WHAT

WITH WHO?!

BILL CLINTON?!
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh, good, Pelosi's on her way out too.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well, Alan Dersh?

WE'RE WAITING.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WE OUTLIVED DICK FUCKING CHENEY
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Clinically speaking, I’m about a month away from crashing out really hard.
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Based on the reports of what they've done to those women, I'm inclined to give a little bit of credence to the idea that "Dubai Chocolate" was a successful marketing attempting to quickly stave off a much worse and debauched definition of those two words.
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Really disappointed in Bill Burr for accepting the Riyadh contract. Of all the people in comedy I would've expected better from, you know?

Guess we found the limits of his conviction, and it's two commas.
October 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is how surprised I am to find that Elon visited the island:
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The alleged shooter's family are registered Republicans and "2A enthusiasts," purportedly.

We're about to hear absolutely nuthin' about him in the news, aren't we?
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Charlie Kirk actively called for bail on behalf of Nancy Pelosi's would-be assassin. Called him a patriot. Cheered for the potential death of his political adversaries.

He was a co-author of this current moment.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Charlie Kirk Says a 'Patriot' Should Bail Out Alleged Paul Pelosi Attacker
Charlie Kirk wants a "patriot" to bail the man who allegedly beat Paul Pelosi with a hammer out of jail.
www.rollingstone.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
And that's why you don't get your hopes up alas
'Trump and his granddaughter Kai Trump load the motorcade on the south lawn of the White House in Washington DC on August 30, 2025, as they head to Trump National golf course in Sterling, Virginia'

(Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP)
August 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hell. If he did croak, I'm splurging on myself a steak dinner.
August 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
There's no way he passes on Labor Day Weekend. That would be far too apropos.

I will break out the good sake if he did.
August 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Physically ready for the trip, but not sure if I emotionally am. I'm kind of forcing myself to go this year just so I have a purpose and direction.

Granted, it'll be like every other time I've forced myself to do something like this: less than I would've wanted, but still more than I anticipated.
July 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It annoys me, but a TV show getting Gaiman's themes wrong doesn't hurt as much as what they did with Pratchett's Watch.
July 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Nah NAH wtf you mean they had Dream in the TV series go begging to mommy and daddy for help against the Furies??? HE DIDN'T WANT HELP. HE WAS THE ACTUAL ENGINEER OF THE ENTIRE SITUATION. IT WAS A RITUALISTIC SUICIDE TO FORCE HIMSELF TO CHANGE IT RUINS THE THEME-- actually nah I don't care that much
July 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Honestly, the correct response to these Jubilee "conservatives" is to pull the lever and send them into the alligator pit below the chair quicker.

What?

What do you mean there isn't a lever? No pit?! ... NO GATOR?!

THEN WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM A PLATFORM DIPSHIT
July 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We needed this version of Superman, not because Snyder's version was a hackneyed edgelord--no, it was, but that's not the point.

We needed this version because we've allowed Tate and the Paul Brothers define masculinity for too long.
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Getting to visit and know my nephews was healing. Truly we were meant to be social creatures.

...

I am also very glad I'm heading home tomorrow 'cuz it's been a whole week of socializing and zero privacy, so my hormones are seriously outta whack.
July 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look, I know, alright? I KNOW. With G/O Media and Spanfeller butchering the editorial staff and leaving the entire network rudderless, there shouldn’t be any expectations left for the remaining husk of any of the writers still attached to the publications.
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM