We need an entire Luigi factory at this point

This one's a no brainer.
Where should we levy the first tariff retaliation?
200% TARIFF ON ALL TESLA PRODUCTS
Contact Finance Minister
dominic.leblanc@parl.gc.ca

Tell him that Charlie sent you.

New in PN: Joe Biden's tragic presidency

"Had you been told in January 2021 that Biden would wind down the pandemic, preside over great jobs & stock markets, guide the economy into a 'soft landing,' & sign an array of bold bills into law, you would’ve thought he cruised to a second term. And yet."

Title from a piece in today’s Independent:

‘Brexit has done enormous harm to the UK – Starmer needs to urgently repair the damage’.

Will Labour listen and change course?

The SpongeBob broadcast elevates the NFL to high art imo

Timeline cleanser: Here's my 12-year-old dog Loofah doing her favorite thing--playing a private extremely high-stakes and melodramatic game with a sweet potato treat, the rules of which are known only to her.

A new life awaits me in the Off-world colonies

Running a marathon is a huge physical undertaking. It means hoofing it for 26.2 miles or more than 42 kilometers. So, what exactly goes on in the human body when it runs for hours on end?

PATRICK MCGOOHAN WAS THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE

GOODNESS do I love The Prisoner

I think what we've learned is that we haven't been stuffing nearly enough nerds into lockers

Let’s say there was a playable female protagonist hall of fame. Who would you nominate as your
Top 5 favorite of all time? And while we’re at it, throw in one female enemy and one NPC or damsel.