💰Derp Snerpleton
@f8n4tion.bsky.social
Comedy, music, culture appreciator.
From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.
From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.
The start of the #Mariners' game against the Orioles has been delayed by weather.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners' game vs Orioles delayed by weather
Thunderstorms and chances of rain showers are in the forecast Wednesday and Thursday when the Seattle Mariners take on the Orioles.
sports.mynorthwest.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Mariners app definitely says “delay” but no further information.
August 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Mariners app definitely says “delay” but no further information.
Mariners fans know better 🤣
I’ll watch, but I won’t be comfortable. 😁
I’ll watch, but I won’t be comfortable. 😁
July 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mariners fans know better 🤣
I’ll watch, but I won’t be comfortable. 😁
I’ll watch, but I won’t be comfortable. 😁
Bigger than a horse's? I like the sound of that.
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Bigger than a horse's? I like the sound of that.
Most rad messiah, no question.
June 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Most rad messiah, no question.
Nice. Thinking about heading to Tempe Town Lake tonight but also thinking about smoking and getting in the pool 🤣
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nice. Thinking about heading to Tempe Town Lake tonight but also thinking about smoking and getting in the pool 🤣
I knew about the birds, I did not realize the technology had gotten so good to be in butterflies now. Damn.
birdsarentreal.com Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
birdsarentreal.com Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
birdsarentreal.com
June 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I knew about the birds, I did not realize the technology had gotten so good to be in butterflies now. Damn.
birdsarentreal.com Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
birdsarentreal.com Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
Looking forward to the imminent review.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Looking forward to the imminent review.
Mix-a-lot slander? In 2025? Unacceptable.
June 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mix-a-lot slander? In 2025? Unacceptable.
No judgement here bruv.
June 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
No judgement here bruv.
People love to hate Jordan Peterson 🤣
June 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
People love to hate Jordan Peterson 🤣
You’re going HAM on the thumbnail for your “what’s wrong with postmodernism” video on the YouTube. Now I don’t want to watch it just to see what new twists come. At least 4 revisions yeah? 🤣
June 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You’re going HAM on the thumbnail for your “what’s wrong with postmodernism” video on the YouTube. Now I don’t want to watch it just to see what new twists come. At least 4 revisions yeah? 🤣
I’ll never stop being mad terabyte doesn’t have a silent p. Do you even nerd, math dorks?
May 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’ll never stop being mad terabyte doesn’t have a silent p. Do you even nerd, math dorks?
They did something similar in The Orville, which I consider the spiritual successor. They would not leave the post scarcity tech on a developed planet because capitalism still existed.
Also I just like to evangelize shows I enjoy 😁
Also I just like to evangelize shows I enjoy 😁
May 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
They did something similar in The Orville, which I consider the spiritual successor. They would not leave the post scarcity tech on a developed planet because capitalism still existed.
Also I just like to evangelize shows I enjoy 😁
Also I just like to evangelize shows I enjoy 😁
Border security is an authoritarian concern. Voters who want border security want this Rube. You’re supporting this Rube. So I’m no longer supporting you.
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Border security is an authoritarian concern. Voters who want border security want this Rube. You’re supporting this Rube. So I’m no longer supporting you.
You should confirm a few more of his cabinet picks Mr. Sinema.
May 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You should confirm a few more of his cabinet picks Mr. Sinema.
You may win, but at what cost?
May 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You may win, but at what cost?
All my curves are lumps and they’re in delightfully surprising places.
April 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
All my curves are lumps and they’re in delightfully surprising places.