💰Derp Snerpleton
@f8n4tion.bsky.social
Comedy, music, culture appreciator.
From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.
From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.
Considering their diet and exercise regimen, do hummingbirds taste good? Follow up, how many to make a single normal sized nugget. Thinking about becoming a millionaire, want to get an evil hobby lined up.
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Considering their diet and exercise regimen, do hummingbirds taste good? Follow up, how many to make a single normal sized nugget. Thinking about becoming a millionaire, want to get an evil hobby lined up.
Best song to ask your speaker to play to get into a good 80s summer playlist sitch?
July 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Best song to ask your speaker to play to get into a good 80s summer playlist sitch?
The only king I recognize
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The only king I recognize
Something fishy about this Vance Boelter story. I bet Obama used Hunter Bidens laptop to send him emails from Hilary’s private server and radicalized him. And Schumer and Pelosi knew about it and did nothing.
June 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Something fishy about this Vance Boelter story. I bet Obama used Hunter Bidens laptop to send him emails from Hilary’s private server and radicalized him. And Schumer and Pelosi knew about it and did nothing.
No Kings Phoenix, huge turn out, lots of US flags, lots of music and community and collective joy and action.
June 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No Kings Phoenix, huge turn out, lots of US flags, lots of music and community and collective joy and action.
Beautiful downtown Peoria AZ for the Mariners game.
March 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Beautiful downtown Peoria AZ for the Mariners game.
Bout time I get some respect.
March 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Bout time I get some respect.
Petition to start calling each other “labor” when greeting one another. Like, “What’s up labor, how are you doing?”
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Petition to start calling each other “labor” when greeting one another. Like, “What’s up labor, how are you doing?”
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Around the year 1050 of the Third Age, #Sauron bought a house in Greenwood the Great and renamed it #Mirkwood. This habit of dictatorial overlords moving in and renaming geographical areas just because they feel like it is still practiced today. Unfortunately, we're severely lacking in wizards.
February 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Greetings from on high, for today we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, happy birthday Jennifer Love Hewett!
February 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Greetings from on high, for today we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, happy birthday Jennifer Love Hewett!
I used to be the type to say “this is the dumbest thing I’ll see today.” Not anymore. Definitely not before 8pm.
February 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I used to be the type to say “this is the dumbest thing I’ll see today.” Not anymore. Definitely not before 8pm.
Look at this idiot not a cactus.
Euphorbia ammak.
Euphorbia ammak.
February 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Look at this idiot not a cactus.
Euphorbia ammak.
Euphorbia ammak.
Presidents Day protest in Phoenix AZ. The witches are here!
February 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Presidents Day protest in Phoenix AZ. The witches are here!
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Heap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took office
Heap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took office
The new, MAGA-aligned Maricopa County Recorder has already demonstrated a habit of stretching the facts.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Heap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took office
My daughter just committed to Arizona State, Barrett Honors college.
She was upset because she can’t afford Pepperdine, but she’s good now. Fucking privileged white girls 🤣
She was upset because she can’t afford Pepperdine, but she’s good now. Fucking privileged white girls 🤣
February 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My daughter just committed to Arizona State, Barrett Honors college.
She was upset because she can’t afford Pepperdine, but she’s good now. Fucking privileged white girls 🤣
She was upset because she can’t afford Pepperdine, but she’s good now. Fucking privileged white girls 🤣
Today I just hope the fake Washington team gets an opportunity to lose to the real New York team.
January 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today I just hope the fake Washington team gets an opportunity to lose to the real New York team.
Local hvac company got some zingers in a radio ad I just heard.
Pull a rabbit out of my pants. I mean hat.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Gross.
Pull a rabbit out of my pants. I mean hat.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Gross.
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Local hvac company got some zingers in a radio ad I just heard.
Pull a rabbit out of my pants. I mean hat.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Gross.
Pull a rabbit out of my pants. I mean hat.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Gross.
So the plan, if I understand it correctly, is we open the door, get on the floor, and then EVERYBODY walks the dinosaur?
January 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So the plan, if I understand it correctly, is we open the door, get on the floor, and then EVERYBODY walks the dinosaur?
I just ate 3 tamales. I usually have 2 but the bag had 5 in it and I didn't want one lonely one hanging around so I went for 3. I have regrets.
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just ate 3 tamales. I usually have 2 but the bag had 5 in it and I didn't want one lonely one hanging around so I went for 3. I have regrets.
Got an infrared thermometer laser gun, my life is ruined. My knee is currently 88.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
January 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Got an infrared thermometer laser gun, my life is ruined. My knee is currently 88.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
Who’s sorry for rocking the parties?
January 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Who’s sorry for rocking the parties?
Wait. Tim Twitter and Tim Tesla are the SAME GUY?
January 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Wait. Tim Twitter and Tim Tesla are the SAME GUY?