femcel pagliacci
@f3ral4byss.bsky.social
6 ft 2 since that matters
now to answer the universe’s most perplexing of questions: am i hungry or horny
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
now to answer the universe’s most perplexing of questions: am i hungry or horny
i know the perfect hairstyle for you: the low taper fade
me w scissors in hand, looking at my bangs in the mirror: fuck my shit up twin
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i know the perfect hairstyle for you: the low taper fade
writing this essay and it really does fuck (it was due in october i think)
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
writing this essay and it really does fuck (it was due in october i think)
this is actually my daily schedule i go through this every single day
Typical life cycle of an avocado:
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
ˢᵒᶠᵗ
RUINED
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
HARD
ˢᵒᶠᵗ
RUINED
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
this is actually my daily schedule i go through this every single day
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
REBLOGS CAST!!!!! DON'T FORGET THAT VITAL STEP
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
REBLOGS CAST!!!!! DON'T FORGET THAT VITAL STEP
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
i need a record player NOW
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
i need a record player NOW
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
I wanna get mercury poisoning from eating old thermometers
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I wanna get mercury poisoning from eating old thermometers
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
It's okay if you're not a bunny but it's something you should work on
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's okay if you're not a bunny but it's something you should work on
i need to watch arcane again maybe the dysfunctional dynamics in that show will distract me from mine
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i need to watch arcane again maybe the dysfunctional dynamics in that show will distract me from mine
not being able to breathe as hyperbole until it no longer is hyperbole and you genuinely Can’t Breathe
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
not being able to breathe as hyperbole until it no longer is hyperbole and you genuinely Can’t Breathe
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
sometimes life is chasing after aspects of your past that you can never have again
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sometimes life is chasing after aspects of your past that you can never have again
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
is this what the kids call whimsy?
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
is this what the kids call whimsy?
i am an archive
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i am an archive
seething with jealousy
Don't expect fuck all from me this evening. I'm swamped...by kittens!
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
seething with jealousy
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
yearning? you mean you're self-shipping with a real person you know?
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
yearning? you mean you're self-shipping with a real person you know?
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
This is how butterflies see the flowers.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is how butterflies see the flowers.
in
my dreams i am a monk
i once was Before it came
spilling into every orifice like water into a fish tank
i am not a fish but i Am a diver
right into the mouth of the known
face to face with he who complains that the
fish he mauls Hurt his Teeth
my dreams i am a monk
i once was Before it came
spilling into every orifice like water into a fish tank
i am not a fish but i Am a diver
right into the mouth of the known
face to face with he who complains that the
fish he mauls Hurt his Teeth
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
in
my dreams i am a monk
i once was Before it came
spilling into every orifice like water into a fish tank
i am not a fish but i Am a diver
right into the mouth of the known
face to face with he who complains that the
fish he mauls Hurt his Teeth
my dreams i am a monk
i once was Before it came
spilling into every orifice like water into a fish tank
i am not a fish but i Am a diver
right into the mouth of the known
face to face with he who complains that the
fish he mauls Hurt his Teeth
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
why are we crying, beloved?
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
why are we crying, beloved?
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
chaaat I'm starting to become disillusioned with the human race again
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
chaaat I'm starting to become disillusioned with the human race again
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
ttsshh you're like a bug in my head that I can't crush
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ttsshh you're like a bug in my head that I can't crush
Reposted by femcel pagliacci
hmm curiouser and curiouser
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
hmm curiouser and curiouser