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Saucy excerpts from the erotic fantasy classic by JRR Tolkien.

The Professor!

#Tolkien #birthdaytoast
January 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM

The Professor!

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January 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM


The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM


The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM

The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Professor!

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January 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
#TolkienTuesday #TolkienTrewsday #Tolkien

“Yule/Noel”

The festive season in the far south of Middle-earth :
December 31, 2024 at 8:10 AM
#MapPorn #Tolkien

Detail of the map title, juxtaposing the light and dark of Middle-earth.

I had this map taped to the ceiling above my bed as a 13 year old.

3/
December 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
#MapPorn #Tolkien

The map has a series of vignettes around the edges, showing locations from the story.

2/
December 21, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Map Porn Alert! #Tolkien

Look at this beauty. Created by Pauline Baynes in 1969 with Tolkien’s guidance and blessing, it’s my favourite Middle-earth map.

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December 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
It’s #WetElfWednesday again!

Quote skeet with your wettest elves
December 18, 2024 at 12:07 PM
#TolkienTuesday

Rohirrim

Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :

“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.

The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Moist Elf Monday

#MoistElfMonday
December 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
December 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM