Lewd of the Rings
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Saucy excerpts from the erotic fantasy classic by JRR Tolkien.
Surprising amount of smut in The Silmarillion :
“…Tuor came upon an Elf standing beside the walls of Vinyamar…”
#Tolkien #eroticfantasyclassic
“…Tuor came upon an Elf standing beside the walls of Vinyamar…”
#Tolkien #eroticfantasyclassic
January 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Surprising amount of smut in The Silmarillion :
“…Tuor came upon an Elf standing beside the walls of Vinyamar…”
#Tolkien #eroticfantasyclassic
“…Tuor came upon an Elf standing beside the walls of Vinyamar…”
#Tolkien #eroticfantasyclassic
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LotR, the cheap movie version.
January 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LotR, the cheap movie version.
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January 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
January 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
January 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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January 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
January 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
January 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
January 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
#TolkienTuesday #TolkienTrewsday #Tolkien
“Yule/Noel”
The festive season in the far south of Middle-earth :
“Yule/Noel”
The festive season in the far south of Middle-earth :
December 31, 2024 at 8:10 AM
#TolkienTuesday #TolkienTrewsday #Tolkien
“Yule/Noel”
The festive season in the far south of Middle-earth :
“Yule/Noel”
The festive season in the far south of Middle-earth :
Map Porn Alert! #Tolkien
Look at this beauty. Created by Pauline Baynes in 1969 with Tolkien’s guidance and blessing, it’s my favourite Middle-earth map.
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Look at this beauty. Created by Pauline Baynes in 1969 with Tolkien’s guidance and blessing, it’s my favourite Middle-earth map.
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December 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Map Porn Alert! #Tolkien
Look at this beauty. Created by Pauline Baynes in 1969 with Tolkien’s guidance and blessing, it’s my favourite Middle-earth map.
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Look at this beauty. Created by Pauline Baynes in 1969 with Tolkien’s guidance and blessing, it’s my favourite Middle-earth map.
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So; this is Christmas.
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
So; this is Christmas.
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#TolkienTuesday
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
#TolkienTuesday
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
December 18, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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#TolkienTuesday
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
December 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
#TolkienTuesday
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
#TolkienTuesday
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
December 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
#TolkienTuesday
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
Theme : Rohirrim
“…even the women of the Rohirrim come…”
Return of the King, bk 5 Ch 6
Tolkien wants us to understand that although the Rohirrim are fierce and doughty warriors, they’re also kind and very generous lovers.
Sadly the Meduseld sex scene didn’t make the final draft
#TolkienTuesday
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
#TolkienTuesday
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
Rohirrim
Théoden is rendered frail and impotent by the foul whispers of Wormtongue, until Gandalf cures his erectile dysfunction :
“…Théoden…turned…and the men looked in wonder at him, standing now proud and erect.
The Two Towers, book 3 ch 6
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He’s reading a poem
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 AM
He’s reading a poem
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
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December 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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He’s reading a poem
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 AM
He’s reading a poem
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
He wrote for himself
The Inklings exclaim
“Not another fucking elf”
JRR Tolkien’s coming to town
Reposted by Lewd of the Rings
December 16, 2024 at 6:17 AM
December 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM