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Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.

Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
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New Strictly host you say?
Screenshot of the time Bounce the dog featured on the BBC news for reasons. Bounce is a Labrador.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Some helpful person shared this the other day.

No alt text, sorry. If I go to add it I can’t read the tiny text in the screenshot.
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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If you see this, post a bridge.
A panel van which has had an unfortunate snogging incident with the Stuntney Rd railway bridge in Ely.
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Gary Larson cartoon of the Boneless Chicken Ranch. All the birds are just flopping about, as you’d expect.
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Other, bigger traction engines. Like this monster.
Fairground engine by Burrell called ‘Winston Churchill’. What a marvellous beast.
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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The Mindpiss cat of b3ta fame from waaaaay back in 2002. Just a pic of a tabby cat with ‘MIND PISS’ written under it.
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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An old b3ta photoshop of yore by yours truly of a Tennents Super can with the wording changed to ‘That’s Super’ with the strapline of ‘very strong hummus’. Please don’t make me explain hummus in the b3ta context because I can’t fucking.
August 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Oops. #styscraper
The Styscraper fridge magnet sets, on a fridge.
August 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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What’s your sign?
An old bulb car horn in a shop with a sign on saying “don’t” HONK!
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.

Bugger. He died in 1986. I’m doomed, doomed I tell you. DOOMED from the Middle English meaning condemned to ruination or death! DOOM-ED!

(Bit of Earthworm Jim for you there)
Stephen Stucker as Johnny in Airplane! after unplugging the runway lights. ‘Just kidding!’
August 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Just use this one.
July 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Second chance I’ve had to use this pic today. Splendid.
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Spectacular photo of lightning striking the sea near a coastal city. The caption says ‘fuck these six fish in particular’
June 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Go home, Linkedin, your're drunk.
Linkedin spam email recommending I follow Barack Obama for reasons.
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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If you see this, post Snow

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Cover art of ‘12 Inches of Snow’
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Happy birthday to me. There will be beers later
#hooray
Animation from Monty Python And The Holly Grail with Little figures bopping, flag waving and the title ‘And There Was Much Rejoicing’ Very sarcastically.
June 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Wile.E. Coyote with his ears down, holding up a sign saying ‘Egad’
May 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Quote post this with a picture of an aeroplane you’ll accept as a bribe.
Image of a soviet LUN (Moon) class Ekranoplan ground effect aircraft. This one is often dubbed ‘The Caspian Sea Monster’ but that name belongs to an earlier iteration of the machine. These things were only taken out of use in 1995 and this one sat languishing for years on a specially made platform before escaping and ending up washed ashore several miles down the coast. Hopefully it’s going to be saved.
May 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Most of you don’t follow my @binarydinosaurs.co.uk account, and indeed why should you, but it also means that you’re missing out on RetroFest25 news. It takes place on the 31st May/1st June at STEAM in Swindon, where I and fellow retro boffins will be exhibiting things like this. Come!

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A massive, heavy CPT8520 word processor from 1982. Intel 8088 CPU running a custom operating system, basically a big creamy white typewriter. Two (2) 8 inch floppy drives and a 14” portrait CRT allowing a full page of A4 on screen at once. It weighs a ton and my spine doesn’t think it’s a good idea to put it in the back of my car, but needs must.
May 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Happy milestone Ewa, here’s Not My Cat querying why I didn’t follow him down the dusty hole under my stairs that he’s just emerged from.
A dusty black (not my) cat after he’d been dumpster diving under my stairs. His face says ‘why you no follow me, hooman?”
May 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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They must have Johnny doing the arrester controls.
Actor Stephen Stucker as Johnny in Airplane! just after he replaces the power cord for the runway lights after having pulled it out a few seconds before.
May 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Splendid sight on Sunday though.
‘Black 5’ number 45212 streaming gracefully towards Peterborough on Sunday. This loco hauled the last revenue-earning service for British Rail in 1968 and went straight into preservation on the Keighley & Worth Valley Railway.
May 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Why the honking fucksock would acrobat want to determine my location?
A notification from windows 11 24h2 that adobe acrobat can’t access gps or wifi to determine my location. Why would a PDF reader need to know where I am?! Good job I don’t use it.
May 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Ah, simpler times. Happier times. Cock, and indeed, a doodle do. I knew I had this advert somewhere. @markradcliffe.bsky.social @marcrileydj.bsky.social @beta-mac.bsky.social
Newspaper ad from Feb 1997 for the new breakfast show on BBC Radio 1 with Mark Radcliffe and Marc Riley. Biggedy biggedy bong!
April 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I had one of those yesterday.
A ginger cat attempting to block my path. Accepted scritches though.
April 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM