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Witchy
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Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.

Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
New Strictly host you say?
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Some helpful person shared this the other day.

No alt text, sorry. If I go to add it I can’t read the tiny text in the screenshot.
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you see this, post a bridge.
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Other, bigger traction engines. Like this monster.
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
August 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
August 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What’s your sign?
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist.

Bugger. He died in 1986. I’m doomed, doomed I tell you. DOOMED from the Middle English meaning condemned to ruination or death! DOOM-ED!

(Bit of Earthworm Jim for you there)
August 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Just use this one.
July 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Second chance I’ve had to use this pic today. Splendid.
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Go home, Linkedin, your're drunk.
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If you see this, post Snow

f0p.co.uk/12inchsnow.jpg
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy birthday to me. There will be beers later
#hooray
June 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
May 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Quote post this with a picture of an aeroplane you’ll accept as a bribe.
May 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Most of you don’t follow my @binarydinosaurs.co.uk account, and indeed why should you, but it also means that you’re missing out on RetroFest25 news. It takes place on the 31st May/1st June at STEAM in Swindon, where I and fellow retro boffins will be exhibiting things like this. Come!

retrofest.uk
May 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Happy milestone Ewa, here’s Not My Cat querying why I didn’t follow him down the dusty hole under my stairs that he’s just emerged from.
May 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
They must have Johnny doing the arrester controls.
May 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Splendid sight on Sunday though.
May 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Why the honking fucksock would acrobat want to determine my location?
May 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ah, simpler times. Happier times. Cock, and indeed, a doodle do. I knew I had this advert somewhere. @markradcliffe.bsky.social @marcrileydj.bsky.social @beta-mac.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I had one of those yesterday.
April 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM