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eyulia.bsky.social
eyulia, sleaze dyke
@eyulia.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ dogbot dykeing it up around london, she/her

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disciple of the church of john raveman
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eyulia.bsky.social
it’s not of me but it is a photo I took ten years ago
A peacock butterfly sitting on the white ploom of a butterfly bush, its tongue is dipping into one of the flowers to drink.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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completely unsurprising result, I just like to have lots of sex and dont want to stop my partners having the same if they want it

also i’m region blocked by imgur
absolute bottom-left slut result, the chart itself is replaced by a background that just says “content not viewable in your region”
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
eyulia.bsky.social
an altar to consumption

feat. @emoboygirl.bsky.social
A bedside table littered with artefacts of hedonism, two bottles of soju and a small wine glass, a large bar of chocolate, two lighters and an ashtray, a dog collar, and a black handkerchief. Framed in a mirror behind it all is @emoboygirl.bsky.social smiling. The scene is lit by the red glow of a lava lamp.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
a boydyke enrobed in magenta flame

@emoboygirl.bsky.social
@emoboygirl.bsky.social stood over me naked but for her underwear. Blue and red flames pour across the ceiling behind her and colour her body magenta. She is gorgeous.
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
isn’t there someone you forgot to ask
WTC 7, one of the buildings destroyed during the 9/11 attacks and a subject of conspiracy theories surrounding the event
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
eyulia.bsky.social
group shots! group shots!
my thigh with a plaster on it
September 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
We are shaped by our environment and cars actively put you in a headspace of power and efficiency where the mere act of moving more slowly near them is, in the words of far too many drivers suffering minor inconvenience, worthy of being flattened.
Do not knock. - Technology is making gestures precise and brutal, and with them men. It expels from movements all hesitation, deliberation, civility. It subjects them to the implacable, as it were ahistorical demands of objects. Thus the ability is lost, for example, to close a door quietly and discreetly, yet firmly. Those of car and refrigerators have to be slammed, others have the tendency to snap shut by themselves, imposing on those entering the bad manners of not looking behind them, not shielding the interior of the house which receives them. The new human type cannot be properly understood without awareness of what he is continuously exposed to from the world of things about him, even in his most secret innervations. What does it mean for the subject that there are no more casement windows to open, but only sliding frames to shove, no gentle latches but turnable handles, no forecourt, no doorstep before the street, no wall around the garden? And which driver is not tempted, merely by the power of his engine, to wipe out the vermin of the street, pedestrians, children and cyclists? The movements machines demand of their users already have the violent, hard-hitting, unresting jerkiness of Fascist maltreatment. Not least to blame for the withering of experience is the fact that things, under the law of pure functionality, assume a form that limits contact with them to mere operation, and tolerates no surplus, either in freedom of conduct or in autonomy of things, which would survive as the core of experience, because it is not consumed by the moment of action. - Theodor Adorno, Minima Moralia: reflections on a damaged life, 1951
September 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
on my back battling the evil entity possessing the light fixture on my ceiling while sweepstakes plays in the background like a mad carnival
'Moby Dick' by Gérard DuBois, a giant eye on a field of white stares down at Ahab on the deck of a ship holding a harpoon
September 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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realising now that they may have been offering Sha’Uri to Daniel Jackson as a sex object because he barged up to them during a meal with a cop badge and drew a crude pussy in the sand
Daniel Jackson tapping his cop badge (a symbol of Ra) to the leader of Ra’s enslaved people on Abydos Daniel Jackson drawing a pussy in the sand
August 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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here we fucking gooooooo
July 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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martha time
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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first things first, fresh
July 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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yissssss cheekface
July 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
yeah i’ll take a dorlay squirty topping
a bottle of squirty topping by Dorlay
July 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
beautiful baby boy
silvio, a bengal cat, fast asleep on a couch with his arm stretched out and his belly exposed
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
it’s a nice day
tree limbs from below with a pure blue sky peeking through from behind
May 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
eyulia.bsky.social
waiting at st pancras to pick up a girl coming into town to visit
george costanza saying “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into big sis mode.”
May 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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inviting girls over like, would you be interested in
a sign advertising cold beer and mom’s hot dog
May 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
putting certified seinfeld freak in my grindr description is paying off
An incoming grindr message saying “Wanna come over and bring ring dings and Pepsi?”
May 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
polyamory would’ve saved her
george costanza in an outrageously large gortex coat
April 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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clearly you don’t own an airfryer
Jojo smuggly watching Lord Kas fall down a pit
March 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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“nooo babe dont kill yourself you’re so pretty”
The man in black tells Princess Buttercup “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours,” while she prepares to stab herself in the heart.
March 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
eyulia.bsky.social
waking up from a spongebob induced haze
Charlie from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia ranting about conspiracies in front of a red stringed board of letters
March 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM