eyulia, sleaze dyke
@eyulia.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ dogbot dykeing it up around london, she/her
v2.1
disciple of the church of john raveman
v2.1
disciple of the church of john raveman
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ordered the TOUGH DINNER. waiter brought out a cold can of beans, no can opener. struggled with it for a minute and could see my date holding back laughter so i mumbled something about having sweaty palms and went to the bathroom to compose myself. came out five minutes later and she was gone.
sat down at a restaurant and the only options on the menu are "DINNER" and "TOUGH DINNER." not sure what to order. trying to impress my date. thoughts?
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ordered the TOUGH DINNER. waiter brought out a cold can of beans, no can opener. struggled with it for a minute and could see my date holding back laughter so i mumbled something about having sweaty palms and went to the bathroom to compose myself. came out five minutes later and she was gone.
anti-anxiety medication my beloved
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
anti-anxiety medication my beloved
it’s not of me but it is a photo I took ten years ago
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
it’s not of me but it is a photo I took ten years ago
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Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus.
I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
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I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus.
I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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are wario and waluigi scouse coded and essex coded respectively?
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
are wario and waluigi scouse coded and essex coded respectively?
how in the fuck is the big lebowsky this ketty???
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
how in the fuck is the big lebowsky this ketty???
oh i’m fucking crazy, I thought four weekends straight of play parties would tire me out and I’d need a break but the energy is still there, I’m still revved up and ready to keep going
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
oh i’m fucking crazy, I thought four weekends straight of play parties would tire me out and I’d need a break but the energy is still there, I’m still revved up and ready to keep going
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woke up bf to do his estrogen before bed and now he’s fully awake again, I am the destroyer of sleep schedules
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
woke up bf to do his estrogen before bed and now he’s fully awake again, I am the destroyer of sleep schedules
completely unsurprising result, I just like to have lots of sex and dont want to stop my partners having the same if they want it
also i’m region blocked by imgur
also i’m region blocked by imgur
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
completely unsurprising result, I just like to have lots of sex and dont want to stop my partners having the same if they want it
also i’m region blocked by imgur
also i’m region blocked by imgur
okay yes I need to get a car for dyke reasons
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
okay yes I need to get a car for dyke reasons
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i love to be transsexual lenin
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i love to be transsexual lenin
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the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
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happy today for those who celebrate
June 20, 2024 at 8:01 AM
happy today for those who celebrate
new stargate series confirmed??? i’m losing my fucking mind
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
new stargate series confirmed??? i’m losing my fucking mind
the good pervert/puppygirl fuck i’m such a stereotype
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the good pervert/puppygirl fuck i’m such a stereotype
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stop making excuses and do it. it took me nearly ten years from realising to doing something about it because I am a Stupid Bitch. stop being a Stupid Bitch.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
stop making excuses and do it. it took me nearly ten years from realising to doing something about it because I am a Stupid Bitch. stop being a Stupid Bitch.
god i’m such a faggot dyke, I take one hit of weed as a part of my daily work meds and i’m thirsting in the DMs of a girl who works on engines about how hot it is
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
god i’m such a faggot dyke, I take one hit of weed as a part of my daily work meds and i’m thirsting in the DMs of a girl who works on engines about how hot it is
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if you ever see me post, delete, then repost with a correction you’re welcome to dm me and call me a nerd
good thing it never happens because I alwas posf good
good thing it never happens because I alwas posf good
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you ever see me post, delete, then repost with a correction you’re welcome to dm me and call me a nerd
good thing it never happens because I alwas posf good
good thing it never happens because I alwas posf good
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the right hormone balance, the right fruit smoothies, and the right supplements and it’s possible to reach levels of volume and quality of taste that people will just not expect
it’s fantastic
it’s fantastic
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the right hormone balance, the right fruit smoothies, and the right supplements and it’s possible to reach levels of volume and quality of taste that people will just not expect
it’s fantastic
it’s fantastic
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October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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the worst person you know is trying to juggle four calls at once and has a half dozen identical computers to keep everyone as separate and unaware as possible, they’re making more money than anyone else you know and they’re fucking miserable in their shitass designer shoes
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the worst person you know is trying to juggle four calls at once and has a half dozen identical computers to keep everyone as separate and unaware as possible, they’re making more money than anyone else you know and they’re fucking miserable in their shitass designer shoes