new years tradition of meeting elias in his office for review. its a completely normal process. do not mind the stain on jons collar or the way he's undone his cuffs to cover his wrists. my man is not thriving OR working more efficiently as a result.

i imagine elias would be thrilled with the stagnant social structure of the office christmas party and every opportunity to be subtly creepy and domineering. where he puts his hands. what he put in jons drink. who overhears pointed questions about performance.

prescribing them the sex that makes your inner ear act up

@eyesbruise.bsky.social are you really really really sure I can't tag you in everything? I've still got 196 characters left. 🤪👁️💚

No one would say anything if they caught Jon putting a cigarette out on his bad hand, but it’s fun to imagine a second intervention for that habit.