new years tradition of meeting elias in his office for review. its a completely normal process. do not mind the stain on jons collar or the way he's undone his cuffs to cover his wrists. my man is not thriving OR working more efficiently as a result.

i imagine elias would be thrilled with the stagnant social structure of the office christmas party and every opportunity to be subtly creepy and domineering. where he puts his hands. what he put in jons drink. who overhears pointed questions about performance.

martim nation what’s the consensus vis a vis them fucking in the distortion hallways

prescribing them the sex that makes your inner ear act up

@eyesbruise.bsky.social are you really really really sure I can't tag you in everything? I've still got 196 characters left. 🤪👁️💚

killing spiders on sight. not using lotion. staring down heights. no longer packing a knife in his bag. hearing martin’s voice while cooking. not using candles. not walking near grass in the rain. the little things after things happen, to anybody, but they build up, and up,

No one would say anything if they caught Jon putting a cigarette out on his bad hand, but it’s fun to imagine a second intervention for that habit.

I think Jon should smoke. I think specifically he should do it during season 4 and only mention his smoking habit like he mentions his eating people habit.