Jayne, of Yore
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Jayne, of Yore
@eyegah.bsky.social
RN and Obnoxious Feminist
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Apparently, I am “Mother Balls” in my child’s phone
It's an underrated gem. Husband and I quote it endlessly. (Thornton: "Don't you want to get to know me?" McDormand: "Why? Does it get better?") I think it grabbed me at the time because I grew up in the general area where it's set and they nailed the weird vibe of that part of California.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Underrated point!
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Turns out the primary attribute needed to get obscenely rich is a desire to get obscenely rich without caring about the ethics or logistics of doing so.
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bookmarking this to show my kid. Well done!
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What's his slogan gonna be "Cruz 2028: Hey, is the bar low enough yet?"
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I guess the Gen X equivalent of this was me in 1988 saying "why can't we just be friends with the Soviets" at the dinner table and my parents born in the 1920/30s putting down their forks and saying "how much time you got?"
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Thank you for clarifying this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
That hits very hard.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Reposted by Jayne, of Yore
I believe it was Malcolm X who observed that the difference between a Southern racist and a Northern racist is that when a Southern racist bared his teeth to you there was no mistaking it for a smile. Wolves vs. foxes, conservatives vs. liberals.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not doing this. Didn't even realize i had a line but this crossed it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Substack has 100% radicalized me into believing editors are necessary in a modern society.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My daughter considers our very large 4 year old cat to be her actual child, and carries him around like so, and I think she's convinced him.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Every once in a while I see something so bad I thank god my dad didn't live to see it.

People: "hey, do you have any relatives back in Poland?"

Uhhh no...maybe you should google Poland.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
People seem to arguing against the value of a functioning society these days, it's not great.
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Gonna close my computer now and go clean something to feel normal again.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm just not sure it matters anymore...
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
yeah I aint never gonna forget that
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
MuWAHAHA thank you for teaching me something new today.
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM