Tori Lamb
@exuberantram.bsky.social
Wife, mother of 2 (cats)
I’ll post about whatever: food, fiber art, my cats, video games.
I’ll post about whatever: food, fiber art, my cats, video games.
Merry Christmas!
My husband and I are both somewhere on some spectrum and neither shows much excitement. Today, I unwrapped an OONI - and a nicer one than I would have gotten myself! But my face didn’t show it. He still knew I liked it.
My husband and I are both somewhere on some spectrum and neither shows much excitement. Today, I unwrapped an OONI - and a nicer one than I would have gotten myself! But my face didn’t show it. He still knew I liked it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Merry Christmas!
My husband and I are both somewhere on some spectrum and neither shows much excitement. Today, I unwrapped an OONI - and a nicer one than I would have gotten myself! But my face didn’t show it. He still knew I liked it.
My husband and I are both somewhere on some spectrum and neither shows much excitement. Today, I unwrapped an OONI - and a nicer one than I would have gotten myself! But my face didn’t show it. He still knew I liked it.
Kudos to the Dunkin employee that boxed my munchkins. I almost didn’t want to eat them, they’re so neatly packaged!
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Kudos to the Dunkin employee that boxed my munchkins. I almost didn’t want to eat them, they’re so neatly packaged!
I think I have a goblin in my dryer hemming my pants
I have a pair of pants that has been just a smidge too long and I’ve been thinking about hemming (but too lazy) and now they’re too short!! What the heck!
I’m 30 so no way did I grow a half an inch suddenly.
I have a pair of pants that has been just a smidge too long and I’ve been thinking about hemming (but too lazy) and now they’re too short!! What the heck!
I’m 30 so no way did I grow a half an inch suddenly.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think I have a goblin in my dryer hemming my pants
I have a pair of pants that has been just a smidge too long and I’ve been thinking about hemming (but too lazy) and now they’re too short!! What the heck!
I’m 30 so no way did I grow a half an inch suddenly.
I have a pair of pants that has been just a smidge too long and I’ve been thinking about hemming (but too lazy) and now they’re too short!! What the heck!
I’m 30 so no way did I grow a half an inch suddenly.
This is the true equality
curious how no gamer chuds are complaining about a lack of dick and balls jiggle physics. i want the player character dark souls 4 to get a stiffy everytime they successfully beat a boss or something visually to signify they're satisfied of this achievement also
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is the true equality
A VERY exciting #NSV
This ring set (size 5) on my pinky FINALLY fits again. My husband got them for me our first year together and I previously wore them on my ring finger - now a size 7.
Yes I know my other rings are barely on. We don’t need to talk about that 😅
#weightlossjourney #fitnessgoals
This ring set (size 5) on my pinky FINALLY fits again. My husband got them for me our first year together and I previously wore them on my ring finger - now a size 7.
Yes I know my other rings are barely on. We don’t need to talk about that 😅
#weightlossjourney #fitnessgoals
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A VERY exciting #NSV
This ring set (size 5) on my pinky FINALLY fits again. My husband got them for me our first year together and I previously wore them on my ring finger - now a size 7.
Yes I know my other rings are barely on. We don’t need to talk about that 😅
#weightlossjourney #fitnessgoals
This ring set (size 5) on my pinky FINALLY fits again. My husband got them for me our first year together and I previously wore them on my ring finger - now a size 7.
Yes I know my other rings are barely on. We don’t need to talk about that 😅
#weightlossjourney #fitnessgoals
That AI Coca-Cola add looks sooo bad. Not only did they kill the planet a little, they didn’t even do a good job with the output.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That AI Coca-Cola add looks sooo bad. Not only did they kill the planet a little, they didn’t even do a good job with the output.
One of my cats generates static electricity when we pet her. Doesn’t matter where she is when we do, but running your hand down the length of her back guarantees the next pet will start with a little zap.
The other kitty is immune to electricity.
The other kitty is immune to electricity.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
One of my cats generates static electricity when we pet her. Doesn’t matter where she is when we do, but running your hand down the length of her back guarantees the next pet will start with a little zap.
The other kitty is immune to electricity.
The other kitty is immune to electricity.
Today, I craft many mice.
Having a great time crocheting these mice for bag charms and ornaments for some coworkers!
It’s a great way to use up scrap yarn, too! Longer pieces go in the sweaters, shorter pieces are used as stuffing!
🧶 🐭 🧶 🐁 🧶
Having a great time crocheting these mice for bag charms and ornaments for some coworkers!
It’s a great way to use up scrap yarn, too! Longer pieces go in the sweaters, shorter pieces are used as stuffing!
🧶 🐭 🧶 🐁 🧶
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Today, I craft many mice.
Having a great time crocheting these mice for bag charms and ornaments for some coworkers!
It’s a great way to use up scrap yarn, too! Longer pieces go in the sweaters, shorter pieces are used as stuffing!
🧶 🐭 🧶 🐁 🧶
Having a great time crocheting these mice for bag charms and ornaments for some coworkers!
It’s a great way to use up scrap yarn, too! Longer pieces go in the sweaters, shorter pieces are used as stuffing!
🧶 🐭 🧶 🐁 🧶
The person I drew for work secret Santa did not submit a wish list (ugh) but had a “remove before flight” tag on his bag… can I assume he likes planes? I know very little about him, I do not interact with him much and he is still fairly new
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The person I drew for work secret Santa did not submit a wish list (ugh) but had a “remove before flight” tag on his bag… can I assume he likes planes? I know very little about him, I do not interact with him much and he is still fairly new
A very STINKY BABY decided she wanted to leave “creative feedback” on the blanket for my mom and ATE A HOLE IN IT.
She said “let me show grandma I love her” and ate some 🧶
Now I will need to fix the hole and crochet some cool mid-mod patch and fix it.
Pictured: the criminal
She said “let me show grandma I love her” and ate some 🧶
Now I will need to fix the hole and crochet some cool mid-mod patch and fix it.
Pictured: the criminal
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A very STINKY BABY decided she wanted to leave “creative feedback” on the blanket for my mom and ATE A HOLE IN IT.
She said “let me show grandma I love her” and ate some 🧶
Now I will need to fix the hole and crochet some cool mid-mod patch and fix it.
Pictured: the criminal
She said “let me show grandma I love her” and ate some 🧶
Now I will need to fix the hole and crochet some cool mid-mod patch and fix it.
Pictured: the criminal
Today is a good day.
My parents just told me they’re looking for properties near me (I’m currently over 20 hours from them and I miss them)
I came up with a fiendishly good gift for the secret Santa name I pulled
My tea is basically perfect
Life is pretty good today
My parents just told me they’re looking for properties near me (I’m currently over 20 hours from them and I miss them)
I came up with a fiendishly good gift for the secret Santa name I pulled
My tea is basically perfect
Life is pretty good today
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today is a good day.
My parents just told me they’re looking for properties near me (I’m currently over 20 hours from them and I miss them)
I came up with a fiendishly good gift for the secret Santa name I pulled
My tea is basically perfect
Life is pretty good today
My parents just told me they’re looking for properties near me (I’m currently over 20 hours from them and I miss them)
I came up with a fiendishly good gift for the secret Santa name I pulled
My tea is basically perfect
Life is pretty good today
I think little me, who played countless hours of a Tonka construction game, would be overjoyed to know I pass not one but TWO active construction zones every day on my way to work and get to spend a little time in traffic watching the projects progress.
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think little me, who played countless hours of a Tonka construction game, would be overjoyed to know I pass not one but TWO active construction zones every day on my way to work and get to spend a little time in traffic watching the projects progress.
Rich in life because I wake up to kitty cuddles every single morning 🥰🐱
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Rich in life because I wake up to kitty cuddles every single morning 🥰🐱
Not sure how well this shows the scale but this blanket nearly covers the length of the couch - a double recliner couch.
I fear showing it off will be a challenge 🧶🎀🧶🎀
Crochet pattern is the Ribbon Canyon Blanket. I used 5 colors across 15 rows.
I fear showing it off will be a challenge 🧶🎀🧶🎀
Crochet pattern is the Ribbon Canyon Blanket. I used 5 colors across 15 rows.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Not sure how well this shows the scale but this blanket nearly covers the length of the couch - a double recliner couch.
I fear showing it off will be a challenge 🧶🎀🧶🎀
Crochet pattern is the Ribbon Canyon Blanket. I used 5 colors across 15 rows.
I fear showing it off will be a challenge 🧶🎀🧶🎀
Crochet pattern is the Ribbon Canyon Blanket. I used 5 colors across 15 rows.
Good evening. I am here, relaxing, blessing my human with my presence and yet she is UNGRATEFUL. Tried to pull soft out from under me. Says she needs me off it to “crochet effectively.” I slapped her. That will show her
🧶🐈🐱
🧶🐈🐱
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Good evening. I am here, relaxing, blessing my human with my presence and yet she is UNGRATEFUL. Tried to pull soft out from under me. Says she needs me off it to “crochet effectively.” I slapped her. That will show her
🧶🐈🐱
🧶🐈🐱
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December 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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That dark blue meeting in the middle means I am on the FINAL STRETCH for this blanket for my mom!
Crochet ribbon canyon blanket - 15 rows (and a foundation), each row is 1600 stitches, roughly. 1.5 skeins of each color 🧶
I AM ON THE FINAL ROW.
(Also check out who won yarn chicken 🐔)
Crochet ribbon canyon blanket - 15 rows (and a foundation), each row is 1600 stitches, roughly. 1.5 skeins of each color 🧶
I AM ON THE FINAL ROW.
(Also check out who won yarn chicken 🐔)
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
That dark blue meeting in the middle means I am on the FINAL STRETCH for this blanket for my mom!
Crochet ribbon canyon blanket - 15 rows (and a foundation), each row is 1600 stitches, roughly. 1.5 skeins of each color 🧶
I AM ON THE FINAL ROW.
(Also check out who won yarn chicken 🐔)
Crochet ribbon canyon blanket - 15 rows (and a foundation), each row is 1600 stitches, roughly. 1.5 skeins of each color 🧶
I AM ON THE FINAL ROW.
(Also check out who won yarn chicken 🐔)
Decided to crochet myself some fingerless gloves and I’ve determined that they are only good for making me look like an extra from RENT.
Seriously, what’s the point??
Next project, mittens.
But hey, the yarn is soft and pretty 🧶
Seriously, what’s the point??
Next project, mittens.
But hey, the yarn is soft and pretty 🧶
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Decided to crochet myself some fingerless gloves and I’ve determined that they are only good for making me look like an extra from RENT.
Seriously, what’s the point??
Next project, mittens.
But hey, the yarn is soft and pretty 🧶
Seriously, what’s the point??
Next project, mittens.
But hey, the yarn is soft and pretty 🧶
Being an adult is still so weird (I’m 30) because what do you MEAN I’m hanging out with women my mom’s age because we have common interests and I consider them my friends and it only JUST NOW dawned on me that they’re my mom’s age??
The older I get the less people being older matters.
The older I get the less people being older matters.
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Being an adult is still so weird (I’m 30) because what do you MEAN I’m hanging out with women my mom’s age because we have common interests and I consider them my friends and it only JUST NOW dawned on me that they’re my mom’s age??
The older I get the less people being older matters.
The older I get the less people being older matters.
My home is surrounded by homes on the 3 parallel sides as well as the 2 corners. All of those homes have children and dogs and I have met all of the neighbors because all of them have gotten a toy or ball into my yard.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My home is surrounded by homes on the 3 parallel sides as well as the 2 corners. All of those homes have children and dogs and I have met all of the neighbors because all of them have gotten a toy or ball into my yard.
FINAL COLOR 🧶
LESS THAN THREE ROWS LEFT
…and then attaching ribbons, weaving in ends, blocking, fringe maybe.
So ready to be done with this blanket.
Each row is 1600-ish stitches.
#crochet
LESS THAN THREE ROWS LEFT
…and then attaching ribbons, weaving in ends, blocking, fringe maybe.
So ready to be done with this blanket.
Each row is 1600-ish stitches.
#crochet
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
FINAL COLOR 🧶
LESS THAN THREE ROWS LEFT
…and then attaching ribbons, weaving in ends, blocking, fringe maybe.
So ready to be done with this blanket.
Each row is 1600-ish stitches.
#crochet
LESS THAN THREE ROWS LEFT
…and then attaching ribbons, weaving in ends, blocking, fringe maybe.
So ready to be done with this blanket.
Each row is 1600-ish stitches.
#crochet
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I need a Sucrose Guardian for Le Creuset.
You: send me money so I can buy Le Creuset.
I: post pictures on the internet of the Le Creuset I buy and food I make with it.
Do I have perfectly good kitchenware already? Yes.
Is it pretty like Le Creuset? No.
You: send me money so I can buy Le Creuset.
I: post pictures on the internet of the Le Creuset I buy and food I make with it.
Do I have perfectly good kitchenware already? Yes.
Is it pretty like Le Creuset? No.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I need a Sucrose Guardian for Le Creuset.
You: send me money so I can buy Le Creuset.
I: post pictures on the internet of the Le Creuset I buy and food I make with it.
Do I have perfectly good kitchenware already? Yes.
Is it pretty like Le Creuset? No.
You: send me money so I can buy Le Creuset.
I: post pictures on the internet of the Le Creuset I buy and food I make with it.
Do I have perfectly good kitchenware already? Yes.
Is it pretty like Le Creuset? No.
For the first time since getting cats
Their vom has bothered me.
I have become weak.
Their vom has bothered me.
I have become weak.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
For the first time since getting cats
Their vom has bothered me.
I have become weak.
Their vom has bothered me.
I have become weak.