Tori Lamb
exuberantram.bsky.social
Tori Lamb
@exuberantram.bsky.social
Wife, mother of 2 (cats)
I’ll post about whatever: food, fiber art, my cats, video games.
I’m mind blown. Even with the kindle/clicker setup like… how?? How do are they okay setting it down, clicking, continuing? Plus I’d lose my spot all the time since in my 20 years of crochet I haven’t mastered not looking at what I’m doing.
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
HA maybe! New hobby lets goooo
January 22, 2026 at 8:43 PM
De-stashing my yarn. Probably 6 years of slowly collecting 🧶 here and I so far have separated over half out to “donate” to my friends. Will put anything they don’t take in a no-buy group first. I just know I can’t knit or crochet my way out of this.
My kitten has been LOVING exploring the piles.
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
An update on the crochet blanket I made my mom! Totally forgot to show it when I got pictures but she was STOKED and loves how long it was! And I was able to fix my little gremlin’s “addition” to it with a patch that matches her rug! Best part is the yarn 🧶 I chose matches her furniture perfectly!
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My very first bite of lunch and I get a bone. Granted, slow roasted so it did mostly disintegrate but the texture - being unexpected- was a bad time
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
If you’re a delivery person in Bentonville and got a CRAP tip from someone near store 100 IM SO SORRY.
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Something I just learned:
If you add items to your Walmart delivery order, it does not adjust the tip!! I’ve been under-tipping every time I didn’t go with inHome and I’m MORTIFIED. I wish I could go back far enough and add more tips 🥲
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Anyways Christmas doesn’t have to be “OMG THANK YOU 😁😆🤗” for every gift, “wow, this is nice 🙂” is what works for us and we’re happier and less tired not having to fake outward excitement in front of parents and siblings.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
He unwrapped the fancy edition of the MCDM books he wanted to kickstart (a picture of them) because I made the pledge for him. I got the fancier version he wanted instead of the version he said he wanted to back. He was excited but his face didn’t show it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Merry Christmas!
My husband and I are both somewhere on some spectrum and neither shows much excitement. Today, I unwrapped an OONI - and a nicer one than I would have gotten myself! But my face didn’t show it. He still knew I liked it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Kudos to the Dunkin employee that boxed my munchkins. I almost didn’t want to eat them, they’re so neatly packaged!
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think I have a goblin in my dryer hemming my pants
I have a pair of pants that has been just a smidge too long and I’ve been thinking about hemming (but too lazy) and now they’re too short!! What the heck!
I’m 30 so no way did I grow a half an inch suddenly.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is the true equality
curious how no gamer chuds are complaining about a lack of dick and balls jiggle physics. i want the player character dark souls 4 to get a stiffy everytime they successfully beat a boss or something visually to signify they're satisfied of this achievement also
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m not sure if I’ll ever get to being that small again - which is fine - but I’m just glad I get to wear these again 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A VERY exciting #NSV
This ring set (size 5) on my pinky FINALLY fits again. My husband got them for me our first year together and I previously wore them on my ring finger - now a size 7.
Yes I know my other rings are barely on. We don’t need to talk about that 😅
#weightlossjourney #fitnessgoals
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
That AI Coca-Cola add looks sooo bad. Not only did they kill the planet a little, they didn’t even do a good job with the output.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
One of my cats generates static electricity when we pet her. Doesn’t matter where she is when we do, but running your hand down the length of her back guarantees the next pet will start with a little zap.
The other kitty is immune to electricity.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Seven mice have been made upon this day.
Many more mice must be crafted.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They’re my favorite little ornament/bag charms to make! And so easy.
I found the pattern from Lucy Ravenscar on Blogspot

lucyravenscar.blogspot.com/2015/12/litt...
Little Christmas Mouse - free pattern
My next free pattern for Christmas is a slight variation on my Little Kissing Mice pattern , so you can make a cute little mouse with a Ch...
lucyravenscar.blogspot.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Today, I craft many mice.

Having a great time crocheting these mice for bag charms and ornaments for some coworkers!
It’s a great way to use up scrap yarn, too! Longer pieces go in the sweaters, shorter pieces are used as stuffing!

🧶 🐭 🧶 🐁 🧶
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The person I drew for work secret Santa did not submit a wish list (ugh) but had a “remove before flight” tag on his bag… can I assume he likes planes? I know very little about him, I do not interact with him much and he is still fairly new
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A very STINKY BABY decided she wanted to leave “creative feedback” on the blanket for my mom and ATE A HOLE IN IT.
She said “let me show grandma I love her” and ate some 🧶
Now I will need to fix the hole and crochet some cool mid-mod patch and fix it.
Pictured: the criminal
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Speech increased to 27. Towards level 20. The elf indicates winter, in the last quarter. Q4 2720!! Only 695 years to go!! WAHOO
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh, to be like Constance. No bills. Only millet.
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today is a good day.
My parents just told me they’re looking for properties near me (I’m currently over 20 hours from them and I miss them)
I came up with a fiendishly good gift for the secret Santa name I pulled
My tea is basically perfect
Life is pretty good today
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM