In a Tiamat campaign fight against a big boss dragon, I allowed a loophole which resulted in the entire party getting polymorph into flying giant apes who literally bullied the dragon to death.

Worth it. Do it for the meme.

Oh. We have the same bday?? Happy belated to you, then!!

Then again, maybe this AI is making a lore reference! No more suspenseful 18-yr career than an orphan-turned-thief-turned-warden-turned-commander with a blight and then eventual Calling looming all the while, only to finally depart the position at Ostagar?

No ogre for you, though, I hope!

Sure, the news is wrong, but my favourite thing about AI fails is their cute artistic choices. Like their use of "suspenseful" about someone leaving after 18 years.

Hitchcock vibes, you at a desk. Micro-expressions, foreboding. You turn the page on your calendar. "Not quite yet," you whisper.

Omg nope it actually happened?? 🪦😬❤️‍🩹 horrifying

That's how I feel about being stabbed in the ear. Thinking about it, I will literally jerk my head away from the imagined threat. It makes me nauseous to think about.

But that's fortunately hypothetical. I hope yours is, too????

Reposting this for my own reference. I'm designing a winter faun costume and this is the sub-palate I've been searching for tbh

Oh yeah, colours exist too

In fairness, maybe he was just a brusque guy. Might not have been his Trump van. For all I know, clocking me made him sympathetic. But all I could think as I drove away was that the next time I go, I should look like less of a fruit, for my own safety.

How fucked is that, lol.

Ignoring his irritation, I politely asked if it would be in another building, or where, then? And he exasperatedly asked what I was there for. "To change the name on my social security," I blurted.

He paused.

Feeling like I'd been made in an empty parking lot, I rushed to thank him and left.

But like. I gotta get this done? And can't do it remotely in my state. So I go to the door and find it locked. A man who was either maintenance or security came and very angrily informed me they open at nine. I said I had a 7:40am appointment. "Not here you don't."

While I don't work in game dev, I did just celebrate my thirteenth anniversary at a tech company of a different kind and have experienced startup, hyper-corporate and every size in between. So a lot of this really resonated w me. TY for this, David!

Literally me today. And now it's 11:49am and I'm hungry again is the problem. It's a dangerous game of "how many lunches can I fit in one day?" Calorically, temporally, emotionally....

I hope you smash it tho. And if you didn't... treat yourself to something wonderful bc you still deserve fabulous things regardless of whether your place of work sees your incredible value.