You know animals are a good judge of character.

So... what is there to do in this world now that an executive order banning anything fun has been enacted. #donaldtrump #fascism #buttholeisgaping.

So who's joining me on a crusade to invade Belgium or Thailand or somewhere better for gays? I'm ready for the revolution.

I'm sorry. You're telling me that Donald Trump, the man who shit talks trans people for being "perverts", just rescinded AI restrictions on generating AI CSAM content? The veil over Donald Trump's alleged PEDOPHILIC tendencies gets thinner and thinner y'all. Is that what y'all meant about MAGA? 🤔🧐🤨

I think it's high time we start making racists afraid again. Remember when racist zealots were just bodybagged the moment they tried shit in the streets? remember that?

Everyone's algorithm everywhere just got SHAT on by the on again off again TikTok ban. So Neptune app is the new hopeful platform coming out around Spring 2025.
#tiktokban @theneptuneapp.bsky.social

Congratulations to the NEW CEO of United Healthcare, ANDREW PHILIP WITTY for his raise. This man will continue the hard work of providing us with the healthcare coverage we previously were receiving before the untimely death of the previous CEO. Kudos for representing his hometown of Buckinghamshire

Nobody. I mean NOBODY should be looking at Luigi what's his face, and thinking he's the actual CEO killer. He not only looks nothing like the original picture of the dude, he was caught at a McDonald's, with a the same gun and a "I did it" style manifesto note. No.

#bulshit #robinhoodie #adjuster

No because let's talk about Brittany Broski being TRANSVESTIGATED for using a deep parody country boy voice in a fucking White Claw video?! You all need a psychological assessment. YOU NEED HELP SIR AND OR MA'AM. THIS ISN'T HEALTHY. Don't like trans people if you want, but like, leave her tf alone.

become ungovernable.

trickle down pissonomics

I am not funny. Do not imply otherwise. I am often laughed at, but never laughed with. I am however stunningly glamorous and oh so sexy. And that's a win.

@monicalewinsky.bsky.social THAT LIPSTICK IN THAT INTERVIEW WAS GORGEOUS!

So. When is the Millennial/Gen Z hippy movement taking place, since we're clearly going to have to start a counter-culture movement again?! I've *been* rocking paisley.