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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️

@valdevia.art

One more of my commissions for the SCP-9000 contest, by @oufy.bsky.social! If you like sci-fi and mysterious megastructures you'll love this one! Give it a read and upvote:
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestp...

PS. There's a second image I made for it, to see it you'll just have to read it! ;)

SCP-9000 - Soft White Light - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM

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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️

@valdevia.art

Item #: SCP-9000
Object Class: Neutralized
The footprint of SCP-9000 was approximately 112 octillion cubic kilometers, of which ~80% was comprised of the primary megastructure. SCP-9000 was devoid of any organic lifeforms, with no evidence of past habitation beyond the context of its own design.

A giant metallic megastructure, made of flowing organic shapes, orbits around a yellow star. It appears to be broken, with many pieces orbiting along with it.

September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM

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poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

May the best SCP win

September 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

9k is looking like spacecon vs sportscon

September 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

May the best SCP win

September 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM

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poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

SCP CLASSICCON 2025
featuring…
THE GOURMAND as SCP-5125

Read it!
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5125

July 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

SCP CLASSICCON 2025
featuring…
THE GOURMAND as SCP-5125

Read it!
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5125

July 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

I posted a case file about a guy who reanimates dead people for pridefest. Inspired by dennis nilsen. Read it

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/uiu-file-199...

UIU File: 1993-273 - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

June 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

Hub posted for THE SANEST KING: A Dr. Wondertainment-Mad Hatter Series by yours truly, PeppersGhost, and daveyoufool! Read it NOW:

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-sanest-k...

The Sanest King Hub - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

March 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

POUFY TALE: what if the mad hatter became wondertainment became king of wonderland?

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/yourstrulyfi...

Yours Truly, The 1st Annual Unbirthday Ball - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

March 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM

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PeppersGhost

@peppersghostscp.bsky.social

New SCP Tale:
The Mad Three Parties

An unlikely origin story that bridges the gap between Lewis Carroll and the SCP Wiki. Hope you enjoy!

The Mad Three Parties - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

March 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM

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Miss Lapis

@misslapis.bsky.social

The real Sisyphean task is trying to keep your boots clean

January 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

they let me out of the ward today hiii blueksy

January 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

a 001 you feel like you’re living in… go read it!

Grigori Karpin @grigorikarpin.bsky.social · Jan 26

Here we go
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/metaphysicia...
The Stillborn City

Where deep questions about Sarkicism will be answered, and then more questions will be asked.

January 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM

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HarryBlank

@harryblankscp.bsky.social

This is a fascinating and thrilling journey, and I recommend it so highly that I can't crane my neck enough to see where my recommendation is. It's stuck in a tree somewhere. A really tall tree. Or maybe an airplane sucked it up. THIS ARTICLE IS SO GOOD READ IT RIGHT NOW

Grigori Karpin @grigorikarpin.bsky.social · Jan 26

Here we go
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/metaphysicia...
The Stillborn City

Where deep questions about Sarkicism will be answered, and then more questions will be asked.

January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM

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PeppersGhost

@peppersghostscp.bsky.social

get MAD

Screenshot from the Scp Wiki public domain contest hub. Text reads:

Team Name: Unbirthing Party
Public Domain Character: The Mad Hatter
Team Members:
PoufyPoufsonᶜᵖᵗ, PeppersGhost, daveyoufool

January 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM

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Phil Lewis

@phillewis.bsky.social

Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors

Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together.

I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller

I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country

I don't like your oil, Trump, you're going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian.

So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last.

You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom.

You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid.

They are the United States and before them I kneel, before no one else.

Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond.

Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs.

My land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete.

You will never rule us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, who is called Bolívar, opposes us.

Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today's Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered.

I raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA,

Your blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will give it your sweetness.

FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY.

I am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same.

Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world

January 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

pubecon

January 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM

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The SCP Foundation

@scpwiki.com

Heya, kids! Let's write about some stuff a bunch of dead people wrote!

It's time for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON, the wiki's first team contest of the year! Be there or bad things will happen, haha!

scpwiki.com/pdcontest2025

(Art made by @anafabulaic on Twitter.)

January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM

poufy

@oufy.bsky.social

are trypophobia ppl afraid of strawberries

January 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM

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Nox Tenholder |🎙️🏳️‍⚧️

@noxthevox.bsky.social

This is a shitty way to start the New Year, but I need to ask for y'all's help again.

My work is currently unable to give me the hours I need, so I'm falling behind a bit on bills.

You've all helped me so much, but please help if you can.

gofund.me/6f1d5f62