I know the first part is kinda cheesy but I believe you can get something out of that!

I just got an idea! Make him a farmer who breed ladybugs to take care of the aphids eating his carrots!
Also maybe have Apollo as a fox who likes to jump him for a snack from time to time.

Bigger tummy mayhaps?

Oh, like yungoos Charlie?

There’s a starvation kink?

So, I have good news! Surgery for a smooth crotch a thing! It’s nulloplasty/nullectomy/nullification surgery. All there will be is a urethra after that type of surgery!
Uh… though, if you already knew about that and was just venting, my bad…

excuses to draw him and excuses to make jokes

That’s why I’m kinda worried about dating someone asexual as allosexual. I know I’d make it weird and feel that I’d hurt them somehow.

Is Apollo the tail?

Kinda thought it was gonna be one of them waking up at the beach with a sunburn lol

I kinda had a similar idea where you have a little machine in there so you’re just always weighed down by it and it fucks around with your belly like stretching it to its limit.