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@explosiveordinance.bsky.social
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ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏᴜʟ!
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ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏᴜʟ!
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Pinned
...butterscotch COUGHHH... thank you, weird blue thing...
[ pulling out a butterscotch cough drop, a cherry cough drop, and a grape cough drop ]
Take your pick
Take your pick
NO°— [voice crack]
..maybe. ack
..maybe. ack
May 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
...butterscotch COUGHHH... thank you, weird blue thing...
NO°— [voice crack]
..maybe. ack
..maybe. ack
Need a cough drop dude?
COFF COFF
May 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
NO°— [voice crack]
..maybe. ack
..maybe. ack
Reposted by 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑.
𝕬𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠
𝕺𝐡, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕴'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕬𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲
𝖂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲?
𝕹𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬…
— ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ
𝕺𝐡, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕴'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕬𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲
𝖂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲?
𝕹𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬…
— ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ
a painting of a full moon over a lake
ALT: a painting of a full moon over a lake
media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
𝕬𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠
𝕺𝐡, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕴'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕬𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲
𝖂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲?
𝕹𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬…
— ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ
𝕺𝐡, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕴'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕬𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲
𝖂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲?
𝕹𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬…
— ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ
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𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄.
𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙏.
𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙏.
April 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄.
𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙏.
𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙏.
i hate knights they're mean. if you're a knight I DON'T LIKE YOU
May 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i hate knights they're mean. if you're a knight I DON'T LIKE YOU
[little yordle is actually reading a book ...]
May 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[little yordle is actually reading a book ...]
you're so mean to me. i'd make You dinner!!!
( q q )
[stopping his assault, giving up. ...ptuh ptuh- gross arm.]
( q q )
[stopping his assault, giving up. ...ptuh ptuh- gross arm.]
. . . !
[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]
stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .
[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]
stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .
[biting him on the arm!! growly growly. it's not penetrating anything, at least...]
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
you're so mean to me. i'd make You dinner!!!
( q q )
[stopping his assault, giving up. ...ptuh ptuh- gross arm.]
( q q )
[stopping his assault, giving up. ...ptuh ptuh- gross arm.]
[biting him on the arm!! growly growly. it's not penetrating anything, at least...]
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
. . . .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
[airplane ears as he stares at him like this without saying a word]
May 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
[biting him on the arm!! growly growly. it's not penetrating anything, at least...]
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
[airplane ears as he stares at him like this without saying a word]
May 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
[airplane ears as he stares at him like this without saying a word]
give me the eggs.
May 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
give me the eggs.
enough yapping!! make me eggs!!
[trying to boss him around!]
with honeyfruit on top!
[trying to boss him around!]
with honeyfruit on top!
. . .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
it's not burnt!
May 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
enough yapping!! make me eggs!!
[trying to boss him around!]
with honeyfruit on top!
[trying to boss him around!]
with honeyfruit on top!
it's not burnt!
what could possibly be so different ? 💧
but YOUR food is different from MY food. pleaseeeeee
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
it's not burnt!
but YOUR food is different from MY food. pleaseeeeee
i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
it was just something to call you over! you would've ignored me otherwise!
May 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
but YOUR food is different from MY food. pleaseeeeee
it was just something to call you over! you would've ignored me otherwise!
not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !
good, i have your attention!! make me food
May 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
it was just something to call you over! you would've ignored me otherwise!
good, i have your attention!! make me food
What ?
my wife teemothy teemo.
May 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
good, i have your attention!! make me food
my wife teemothy teemo.
May 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
my wife teemothy teemo.
im NOT CUTE. IM EVIL!! GREAT EVIL!!!
May 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
im NOT CUTE. IM EVIL!! GREAT EVIL!!!
Reposted by 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑.
April 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑.
Reposted by 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑.
April 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑.
