─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒
@lastscoutstanding.bsky.social
I KNOW 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 THAT HAPPENS
𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 .
. . . NOW . . .
𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓 .
𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 .
. . . NOW . . .
𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓 .
Pinned
𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 , 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 .
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇.
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇.
. . . !
[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]
stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .
[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]
stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .
[biting him on the arm!! growly growly. it's not penetrating anything, at least...]
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!
. . . .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
May 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
. . . !
[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]
stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .
[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]
stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .
. . . .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
[airplane ears as he stares at him like this without saying a word]
May 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
. . . .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]
stop looking at me like that .
okay now i'm DEFINITELY not giving you any eggs . stop -
stop that . stop
stop that . stop
give me the eggs.
May 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
okay now i'm DEFINITELY not giving you any eggs . stop -
stop that . stop
stop that . stop
i am not cooking you eggs . look , i think i have some granola bars in my bag . you can have one of them .
[ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]
[ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]
enough yapping!! make me eggs!!
[trying to boss him around!]
with honeyfruit on top!
[trying to boss him around!]
with honeyfruit on top!
. . .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
May 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i am not cooking you eggs . look , i think i have some granola bars in my bag . you can have one of them .
[ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]
[ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]
. . .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
it's not burnt!
what could possibly be so different ? 💧
May 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
. . .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]
okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .
what could possibly be so different ? 💧
but YOUR food is different from MY food. pleaseeeeee
i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
May 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
what could possibly be so different ? 💧
i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
it was just something to call you over! you would've ignored me otherwise!
not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !
May 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .
actually , this is a blow-gun .
[ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]
[ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]
“HAND GUN.” Spoken in a thriller-esque American English tone.
May 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
actually , this is a blow-gun .
[ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]
[ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]
not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !
good, i have your attention!! make me food
What ?
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !
What ?
my wife teemothy teemo.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What ?
[ spinning his gun around inbetween his fingers . ]
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
[ spinning his gun around inbetween his fingers . ]
you don't know what those mutations are going to do to you ! this can kill you , veigar ! this can kill /us/ !
[ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ]
i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .
[ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ]
i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .
and let them get our mutations?! that's not how it should work!!
[he grumped, but eventually gave up and crossed his arms.]
fineeee. you're impossible!! i'm trying to make us stronger! detonation is part of that process!
[he grumped, but eventually gave up and crossed his arms.]
fineeee. you're impossible!! i'm trying to make us stronger! detonation is part of that process!
no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you .
[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]
use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !
[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]
use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !
May 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
you don't know what those mutations are going to do to you ! this can kill you , veigar ! this can kill /us/ !
[ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ]
i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .
[ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ]
i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .
no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you .
[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]
use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !
[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]
use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !
>:[ !!!
give that BACK!! don't interrupt science, you big oaf!!!
[reaching for it, trying to take it back!]
we could be big mutated beasts together!!
give that BACK!! don't interrupt science, you big oaf!!!
[reaching for it, trying to take it back!]
we could be big mutated beasts together!!
why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗
[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]
[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]
May 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you .
[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]
use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !
[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]
use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !
why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗
[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]
[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]
i WANT to be messed up real bad! bigger body, another set of arms, insanely good vision, fur made of STONE!! imagine all the upgrades to myself if i could do if i got exposed to the right amount of radiation!!!~
i'm gonna set this off RIGHT NOW!!!
i'm gonna set this off RIGHT NOW!!!
[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ]
make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .
make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .
May 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗
[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]
[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]
[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ]
make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .
make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .
radioactive materials make for better explosives!! like the hiiiiighly radioactive stuff.
[wiggling a c4 around in his big hand!]
this is my newest creation! uehehee..
[wiggling a c4 around in his big hand!]
this is my newest creation! uehehee..
. . . .
why ?
[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]
why ?
[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]
May 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ]
make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .
make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .
. . . .
why ?
[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]
why ?
[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]
oh. nothing! just staring at things too long! the things that burn your eyes!!
[blinking like a frog.]
[blinking like a frog.]
. . . huh ?
what's with that look . 💧
( ? ? )
what's with that look . 💧
( ? ? )
May 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
. . . .
why ?
[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]
why ?
[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]
. . . huh ?
what's with that look . 💧
( ? ? )
what's with that look . 💧
( ? ? )
uweehhh??
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May 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
. . . huh ?
what's with that look . 💧
( ? ? )
what's with that look . 💧
( ? ? )
[ tapping his foot impatiently against the floor . ]
May 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
[ tapping his foot impatiently against the floor . ]
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Reposted by ─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒
[ drowsy walk . dragging his blowgun across the floor . ]
April 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
[ drowsy walk . dragging his blowgun across the floor . ]
[ he’s laying down . lazy eyes . . . ]
March 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
[ he’s laying down . lazy eyes . . . ]
[ he’s grieving . ]
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
[ he’s grieving . ]
[ does a backflip for No reason ]
March 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
[ does a backflip for No reason ]
you can be as muscular as me . it just takes a lot of time and energy , and also commitment .
[ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ]
you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .
[ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ]
you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .
i wish i could be as muscular! it's admirable!
[dangling from his arm, he just enjoyed the ride.]
and even if i did, you wouldn't be able to see it. my fur is so dark... i can actually /see/ yours, though!
[dangling from his arm, he just enjoyed the ride.]
and even if i did, you wouldn't be able to see it. my fur is so dark... i can actually /see/ yours, though!
ah !
[ damn , that speed ! giving him an unamused glare , before flexing the bicep he attached to . sigh . . . ]
what is with you and my build ? i mean , i know i look nice but - damn . . . 💧
[ sweat drop . well , this is something he has to deal with now . ]
[ damn , that speed ! giving him an unamused glare , before flexing the bicep he attached to . sigh . . . ]
what is with you and my build ? i mean , i know i look nice but - damn . . . 💧
[ sweat drop . well , this is something he has to deal with now . ]
February 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
you can be as muscular as me . it just takes a lot of time and energy , and also commitment .
[ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ]
you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .
[ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ]
you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .